*prepares speech*
*cough cough*
Dear Ladies and Gentlemen
I would like to give my opinion on why I should win;
I had a dream, where I saw a poor retard.
I had a dream, where that retard went to Amazon.com.
I had a dream, where that retard bought a gift from Amazon.com.
I had a dream, where the gift was sent to someone who deserved it.
I had a dream, where I peed on myself.
I had a TRUE dream, where I WON MAFUCKERS
And that's why I deserve to win
*bows*