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Postby stealth » Oct 20th, '05, 05:45

i lady with no arms and legs was laying on a beach crying
a man walks past and says " wats wrong "
the limbless lady replys " i have never been huged b4 "
so the man picked her up and gave her a hug
he places her down and see's shes still crying
" wats wrong now " he asks
the limbless lady says " well, i have never been kissed b4 "
so the man thinks, and picks her up n kisses her
after walking a couple of steps away from her she is still crying
" wats wrong now? "
the lady sad, " well, i have never been fucked b4 "
so the man picks her up, walks to the water, and chucks her in
" now your fucked "
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Postby j_shady » Oct 20th, '05, 05:57

haha good shit
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I ain't mention yo name thats what all this bout"
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Postby Hunneh_Buns » Oct 20th, '05, 06:19

That's so mean. But funny at the same time. :happy:
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Postby stealth » Oct 20th, '05, 08:26

its a good one hey haha :D
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Postby niknacks » Oct 20th, '05, 09:37

that shit was wicked keep em coming
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Postby stealth » Oct 20th, '05, 23:39

will do, ill post some more l8a :happy:
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Postby Ldizz » Oct 30th, '05, 22:34

Never would expected the reaction he gave her. That joke is pretty funny.
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