Chuck Norris Jokes Thread
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Thread
by Fleka » Jan 19th, '11, 10:43
CFhuck Norris does not get frostbytes. He bytes frost.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Thread
by Wic Kid » Jan 19th, '11, 12:53
Chuck Norris got shot....We still dont know if the bullet's gonna make it...
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Thread
by sunnydidi » Jan 21st, '11, 04:45
remy3x wrote:Unscarred wrote:
Haha crack me up!
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Thread
by Poison Ivy » Jan 24th, '11, 22:08
IrishShady wrote:Post your best one's here.
This should be interesting.Chuck Norris does not sleep...He waits...
Lmao the fuck.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Thread
by Epidemik » Jan 25th, '11, 13:15
lol
when chuck norris jumps in the water, he doesnt get ''wet'', the water gets "chuck norris"
chuck norris sleeps with a night light on, not because he's scared of the dark, but because the dark is scared of chuck norris.
when chuck norris jumps in the water, he doesnt get ''wet'', the water gets "chuck norris"
chuck norris sleeps with a night light on, not because he's scared of the dark, but because the dark is scared of chuck norris.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Thread
by Omar Khalid » Jan 25th, '11, 18:29
1- Open google and type : Find Chuck Norris
2- Hit the "I'm feeling Lucky" button
3- Then see what will happen
- There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
- Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
- Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
- Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
- Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
- The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town. They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
- Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
- Chuck Norris dosen't breath, he holds air hostage.
- Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
- Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
- Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
- Chuck Norris can leave a message before the beep.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
- Some kids pee their name in snow. Chuck Norris pees his name in concrete.
2- Hit the "I'm feeling Lucky" button
3- Then see what will happen
- There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
- Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
- Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
- Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
- Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
- The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town. They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
- Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
- Chuck Norris dosen't breath, he holds air hostage.
- Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
- Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
- Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
- Chuck Norris can leave a message before the beep.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
- Some kids pee their name in snow. Chuck Norris pees his name in concrete.
They claim that I'm violent, just cause I refuse to be silent
These hypocrites are havin fits, cause I'm not buyin it
Defyin it, envious because I will rebel against
any oppressor, and this is known as self defense
I show no mercy, they claim that I'm the lunatic
But when the shit gets thick, I'm the one you go and get
Don't look confused, the truth is so plain to see
Cause I'm the nigga that you sell-outs are ashamed to be
These hypocrites are havin fits, cause I'm not buyin it
Defyin it, envious because I will rebel against
any oppressor, and this is known as self defense
I show no mercy, they claim that I'm the lunatic
But when the shit gets thick, I'm the one you go and get
Don't look confused, the truth is so plain to see
Cause I'm the nigga that you sell-outs are ashamed to be
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Thread
by the real slim shady » Feb 9th, '11, 19:35
nuff said.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Thread
by VenomBlackViper » Feb 14th, '11, 21:40
Unscarred wrote:
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Thread
by mdemaz » Feb 15th, '11, 00:48
Chuck Norris cooks underwater.
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