Blonde Jokes

by **dean1011** » Oct 26th, '05, 08:41

what do you call a blonde with two brain cells?

pregnant...

by **dean1011** » Oct 26th, '05, 08:46

and what color hair do you have...?

by **dean1011** » Oct 26th, '05, 08:57

obviously not as funny as i thought....

it means blondes have only one brain cell and the only reason they have 2 is cause of the kid.... when you put it this way it isnt funny... ill try another one and this is for the older kids, if you dont get it move on....

Q: why did the blonde stop taking the pill...

A: cause it kept falling out...

by **dean1011** » Oct 26th, '05, 09:00

ill give you lil time to think about it... and im guessing you know im talking about "the pill"

by **dean1011** » Oct 26th, '05, 09:09

as i said just move on... its not even funny... it was stupid of me to post it i just wanted to make up for my last joke

by **dean1011** » Oct 26th, '05, 09:17

im out of A material so ill give this a shot...

Q:why did god make blondes...?

A: cause sheep cant bring beer from the fridge...

Q: Why did god make brunettes....?

A: Cause neither could blondes

by **dean1011** » Oct 26th, '05, 09:27

what did the blonde do when she heard 90% of accidents happen around the home...?

A: she moved

On a separate note i just bought some powdered water but i didnt know what to add....

big ups to steven wright

by **dean1011** » Oct 26th, '05, 09:31

thats just dirty.... anyways im outta jokes for a while so i let other people tell some

by **dean1011** » Oct 26th, '05, 09:36

haha

thats one of the worst jokes ive ever heard yet its hilarious...
good stuff... keep em coming

by **niknacks** » Oct 26th, '05, 10:02

i think the last one may be my favorite, alough disturbing.

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