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Sick jokes
Re: Sick jokes
by Sam. » Dec 20th, '11, 19:43
[Rollefsen] - SajN retired, bitch got old, unlike Sams "ladies".
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Re: Sick jokes
by Fleka » Jan 22nd, '12, 09:50
How do you get 10 dead babies in a bucket?
A blender
How do you get them back out?
Tortilla Chips.
Man goes to the doctor and says "I've got a huge hole in my ass"
The doctors says "drop your pants, bend over and let have a look". "Fuck me!!" says the doctor " what could have made a hole as big as that?"
Patient replies I've been fucked by an elephant".
The doctor says "An elephants dick is long and thin, this hole is enormous".
Patient replies "He fingered me first".
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