Great Joke Right in here

by **Jesse** » Jan 18th, '05, 02:06

Ok, so these 3 guys are hanging around in some old forest. They see an old abandoned house, and they decide to enter and look around. As they are looking around they decide that its getting dark and its time to leave. So as there makeing their way out the house, the uglyest witch you'd ever seen stops them cold. and says "What a lovely bunch of boys , you shall not leave unless one of you 3 fucks me while my eyes are closed, it hightens my senses" so the boys had no other choice then to choose wich of them has to fuck the witch. The witch then interupts them and says "How aboult all of you go to sleep now, and whoever is the last to wake up in the morning has to fuck me?" and the boys agree that, thats a good idea. So the boys go to sleep
The first one wakes up and goes "Yay! I dont have to fuck the witch" and then the second wakes up and says "Yay! I dont have to fuck the witch!" then aboult 5 minutes later, the 3rd boy wakes up and says "NOOO! I HAVE TO FUCK THAT OLD GROSS WITCH!!!". So the boy goes up stairs, enters the witches room, and the witch says "Finnaly!, I shall close my eyes while you have your way with me"
So the boy aproaches the witch sobbing, and sees a cooked corn cob on the witches counter, and takes it and pushes it up and down in the witches pussy a few times and the witch says "YOU'RE SOOO HUGE, AND HOW WARM YOUR PENIS IS!!", then the boy pulls out out the corn,and its covered in all kinds of nasty stuff and slime. So the boy leaves the witches room, and sees a bathroom, and decides to take a piss, so the boy throws the corn cob downstairs and uses the washroom. The boy then walks downstairs in relief after takeing a piss and is aproached by his 2 friends and they say,

"HAHA, YOU HAD TO FUCK A WITCH WHILE WE ATE CORN !"

by **B.A.D.** » Jan 18th, '05, 04:27

:lol: lol

by **Jesse** » Jan 18th, '05, 22:40

aww...lol i guesse it aint too funny or sumthing...aww well, its a prety rude/gross joke or funny tail or w/e

by **rocawear** » Jan 18th, '05, 22:57

quality joke!!!

by **Jesse** » Jan 19th, '05, 00:55

rocawear wrote:quality joke!!!

alright, thx

by **Ove kr.** » Jan 19th, '05, 01:24

lol, it`s very good. :lol:

by **Guest** » Feb 19th, '05, 23:44

took ages to read.. :P
gross but funny :lol:

by **Sue** » Feb 19th, '05, 23:46

dangit..that last post was me..dont know why it came up as 'Guest'

by **jimmyG** » Feb 19th, '05, 23:50

by **3721** » Feb 23rd, '05, 12:06

mine:

One day Superman was flying along, feeling kind of horny. He had a busy day ahead of him, but just had to satisfy his urge. So he decided he would fly over to Wonder Woman's house to see what she was doing. As he got closer he used his x-ray vision, and to his suprise, Wonder Women was lying on her bed totally nude.
Superman thought "this is great! I'll just zip right in there, do my business, and before she knows it, I'll be gone." So, Superman blasts in, right on top of Wonder Woman, does the deed at light speed, and is gone in a flash. Wonder Woman, not quite knowing what hit her said "WHOA! What was that?" and the Invisible Man replied. "I don't know, but my arse sure is sore!"

by **Jesse** » Feb 23rd, '05, 13:12

by **EM&3M** » Feb 23rd, '05, 19:38

hahah :lol: funny

by **3721** » Mar 3rd, '05, 19:23

this one:

50cent's grandma send him a sweater as a present, he said:'

GEE YOU KNIT?"

by **Biertje?** » Aug 21st, '05, 19:29

gross

by **Darjan333** » Aug 26th, '05, 12:24

LOL to all jokes!

Great Joke Right in here

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