Joke Canibus Vids

[EminemBase]

Started doing these last year for fun. Impression isn't that good but if you get the basic essence of Canibus down, certain words etc. it can be funny...

So, these are all the ones I've done so far...

[classthe_king]

ummmmmm

what

[WakeUpShow]

is this what you do on saturday night. it didnt even sound like canibus, and the last 2 just made me extremely uncomfortable.

[mdemaz]

That chicken one is highly disturbing.

[EminemBase]

is this what you do on saturday night. it didnt even sound like canibus, and the last 2 just made me extremely uncomfortable.

You say that like I came in and said "listen to my perfect Canibus impressions"... what did I say in the very first lines? = Impression isn't that good.

And no it's not what I do on a Saturday night, lmao people are retarded... if you ever post some stupid little video which in reality took about 5-10 minutes to do - they act like it's your life's work like "you have too much time on you hands!" just because it's silly or whatever. Despite the fact they spent a lot longer wasting their lives on forums and other aimless shit too.

So no, this isn't what I do - like I say, these videos take minutes each, or the Chicken one like seconds, they're just idiotic videos for my own amusement and the subsequent amusement of many Canibus fans, as you will see in the comments. If you don't like 'em fine but why act as if they're hours long, crafted, committed things which took forever... they're very short, little outbursts.

And I don't know what kind of life you have but if you don't have 10 minutes of free time (which you obviously have plenty more, to be able to post regularly on here) - Then you must be the head of fucking Microsoft or Facebook.

[WakeUpShow]

is this what you do on saturday night. it didnt even sound like canibus, and the last 2 just made me extremely uncomfortable.

You say that like I came in and said "listen to my perfect Canibus impressions"... what did I say in the very first lines? = Impression isn't that good.

And no it's not what I do on a Saturday night, lmao people are retarded... if you ever post some stupid little video which in reality took about 5-10 minutes to do - they act like it's your life's work like "you have too much time on you hands!" just because it's silly or whatever. Despite the fact they spent a lot longer wasting their lives on forums and other aimless shit too.

So no, this isn't what I do - like I say, these videos take minutes each, or the Chicken one like seconds, they're just idiotic videos for my own amusement and the subsequent amusement of many Canibus fans, as you will see in the comments. If you don't like 'em fine but why act as if they're hours long, crafted, committed things which took forever... they're very short, little outbursts.

And I don't know what kind of life you have but if you don't have 10 minutes of free time (which you obviously have plenty more, to be able to post regularly on here) - Then you must be the head of fucking Microsoft or Facebook.

yeah i have a little free time here and there. I go to school, I'm on the football team which we lift for three times a week, which means im never home till 5:30, im on a basketball team, and I usually go out on the weekends. If I have freetime, I'm on this addicting site. All I was saying is that I didnt find them funny.

[EminemBase]

is this what you do on saturday night. it didnt even sound like canibus, and the last 2 just made me extremely uncomfortable.

You say that like I came in and said "listen to my perfect Canibus impressions"... what did I say in the very first lines? = Impression isn't that good.

And no it's not what I do on a Saturday night, lmao people are retarded... if you ever post some stupid little video which in reality took about 5-10 minutes to do - they act like it's your life's work like "you have too much time on you hands!" just because it's silly or whatever. Despite the fact they spent a lot longer wasting their lives on forums and other aimless shit too.

So no, this isn't what I do - like I say, these videos take minutes each, or the Chicken one like seconds, they're just idiotic videos for my own amusement and the subsequent amusement of many Canibus fans, as you will see in the comments. If you don't like 'em fine but why act as if they're hours long, crafted, committed things which took forever... they're very short, little outbursts.

And I don't know what kind of life you have but if you don't have 10 minutes of free time (which you obviously have plenty more, to be able to post regularly on here) - Then you must be the head of fucking Microsoft or Facebook.

yeah i have a little free time here and there. I go to school, I'm on the football team which we lift for three times a week, which means im never home till 5:30, im on a basketball team, and I usually go out on the weekends. If I have freetime, I'm on this addicting site. All I was saying is that I didnt find them funny.

Okay, so you didn't find them funny...

[Master Chief]

is this what you do on saturday night. it didnt even sound like canibus, and the last 2 just made me extremely uncomfortable.

You say that like I came in and said "listen to my perfect Canibus impressions"... what did I say in the very first lines? = Impression isn't that good.

And no it's not what I do on a Saturday night, lmao people are retarded... if you ever post some stupid little video which in reality took about 5-10 minutes to do - they act like it's your life's work like "you have too much time on you hands!" just because it's silly or whatever. Despite the fact they spent a lot longer wasting their lives on forums and other aimless shit too.

So no, this isn't what I do - like I say, these videos take minutes each, or the Chicken one like seconds, they're just idiotic videos for my own amusement and the subsequent amusement of many Canibus fans, as you will see in the comments. If you don't like 'em fine but why act as if they're hours long, crafted, committed things which took forever... they're very short, little outbursts.

And I don't know what kind of life you have but if you don't have 10 minutes of free time (which you obviously have plenty more, to be able to post regularly on here) - Then you must be the head of fucking Microsoft or Facebook.

yeah i have a little free time here and there. I go to school, I'm on the football team which we lift for three times a week, which means im never home till 5:30, im on a basketball team, and I usually go out on the weekends. If I have freetime, I'm on this addicting site. All I was saying is that I didnt find them funny.

Oh shut the fuck up.

This was hilarious. lol @ "Canibus man"

[WakeUpShow]

??? i was responding to him

you must have a great sense of humor
and last but not least: get off my dick

[DƎRDYPK]

CanibusBase...d woo woo swag
love these specially the 2nd one...its just one random ass freestyle
"ayychhh twooo oh muthafucka! I know the chemical name to that shit"

[VenomBlackViper]

[mdemaz]

:laughing:

Swag OD for Canibitch?

[Kez]

I can't lie, i fucking laughed my arse off

And i like Canibus, this shit was just funny

[Emadyville]

the first one was fucking hilarious, and that chicken one was just ridiculous

loved in the first one, that shit about reading a whatever thesaurus and making you think I must be a genius, but no one bought it, not even record labels and they some dumb motherfuckers

[Kez]

"I'm clean, cause i wash, water 'n shit. ..H20 muhfucka. I know the chemical name of that shit, cause i'm scientific, NAH MEAN?"

This shit is actually quite fucking funny