Some friends were trying to figure our how to celebrate their friend's birthday, they decided the best gift would be to hire a stripper. The only problem is they were all broke, so they could not afford any top tier strippers. The one that they ended up getting was....less than attractive. They rolled in a birthday cake to their friend on his birthday, when the stripper came out of it she said:
"I'm going to give you SUPER SEX!"
Their friend responded:
"I'll take the soup then...."