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Anti Jokes

Postby SchunductionStudios » Mar 4th, '12, 04:07

Okay is it just me or are these jokes really dumb? Wanna get other peoples opinions cause no one i know agrees!
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Re: Anti Jokes

Postby Mr.DGAF » Mar 24th, '12, 04:34

I love antijokes haha, they're perfect.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse responds, "My wife is dying of terminal cancer."
You'd be surprised...
How many truths you can hide in flows

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Re: Anti Jokes

Postby Fleka » Mar 24th, '12, 05:25

What`s the difference between bread and a child?
Child doesn`t crumble when you slice it.
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Re: Anti Jokes

Postby mdemaz » Mar 24th, '12, 06:26

What do you get when you mix a man with a woman? Both.
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Re: Anti Jokes

Postby Fleka » Mar 24th, '12, 14:16

mdemaz wrote:What do you get when you mix a man with a woman? Both.

I thought you died.
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Re: Anti Jokes

Postby mdemaz » Mar 24th, '12, 14:27

Fleka wrote:
mdemaz wrote:What do you get when you mix a man with a woman? Both.

I thought you died.

I sorta kept my distance from the faggotry in here for a while.
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Re: Anti Jokes

Postby SliK » Mar 30th, '12, 14:34

I love anti jokes.

The most well known joke in the world is really just an anti joke. Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Re: Anti Jokes

Postby Fleka » Mar 30th, '12, 15:19

SliK wrote:I love anti jokes.

The most well known joke in the world is really just an anti joke. Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side. Why did mdemaz crossed he road?
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Re: Anti Jokes

Postby SliK » Mar 31st, '12, 04:03

Oh, I don't know. He was fucking the chicken?
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Re: Anti Jokes

Postby Fleka » Mar 31st, '12, 11:10

Yeah, his dick got stuck in the chicken. You should watch "The Last Boy Scout".
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