A duck walks in a bar and sits down. He asks the bartender, "You got any crackers?"
The bartender answers, "No, we only have beverages."
Duck leaves.
The duck walks in the same bar the next day. He asks the bartender, "You got any crackers?"
The Bartender answers, "No, I told you yesterday, we only have beverages."
Duck leaves.
The duck walks in to the same bar for the third day in a row. He asks the bartender, "You got any crackers?"
The Bartender frustratingly answers, "NO! I've told you twice already, we only serve beverages. If you ask me again I'll nail your feet to the wall!"
Duck leaves.
The duck walks into the bar yet again the next day and asks the Bartender, "You got any nails?"
Bartender replies, "No."
"You got any crackers?"
A Duck Walks in a Bar....
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A Duck Walks in a Bar....
by Mr Change » Jul 3rd, '13, 09:09
jinofthewind wrote:And Koolo's sources said... Nothing you idiots Koolo's sources are dead they're locked in my basement
"Soon as I stopped saying I gave a fuck
Haters started to appreciate my art
And it just breaks my heart to look at all the pain I caused
But what am I gonna do when the rage is gone?
And the lights go out in that trailer park?"
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Re: A Duck Walks in a Bar....
by Almostlity » Jul 3rd, '13, 09:16
Why would Eminem ask if a bar serves crackers?
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Re: A Duck Walks in a Bar....
by Fleka » Jul 3rd, '13, 09:19
Q: Who stole the soap?
A: The robber ducky!
A: The robber ducky!
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Re: A Duck Walks in a Bar....
by Fleka » Jul 3rd, '13, 09:25
Almostlity wrote:Why would Eminem ask if a bar serves crackers?
Because he saw you at a bar without a drink.
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Re: A Duck Walks in a Bar....
by SoldierShady » Jul 3rd, '13, 12:05
Sneaky little duck.
"So one last time, I'm back, 'fore it fades into black and it's all over, behold the final chapter in the saga, trying to recapture that lightning trapped in a bottle twice, the magic that started it all...tragic portrait of an artist tortured....trapped in his own drawings..." - Bruce.
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Re: A Duck Walks in a Bar....
by Mathers » Sep 13th, '13, 13:57
I thought there was a video.
Fuck top five, bitch, I'm top four
And that includes Biggie and Pac, whore
And I got an Evil Twin
So who the fuck do you think that third and that fourth spot's for?
And that includes Biggie and Pac, whore
And I got an Evil Twin
So who the fuck do you think that third and that fourth spot's for?
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Re: A Duck Walks in a Bar....
by VintageSlimBish » Oct 1st, '13, 10:12
Heard this before too. But instead of ducks or rabbits with was a tranny and dicks.
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