CanadaPure - Perverted

[CanadaPure]

LOF: viewtopic.php?f=24&t=149696
Beat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPJK9L8JVRA

This actually wasn't something I planned on writing, but a friend of mine was working on something called "Perverted (Circus of Freaks)" and asked me to write a verse because he knew my sense of humor. I don't think it's every happening now, so I figured I'd get some c&c from you guys for what I had written:

In high school I was perverted my penis was inverted,
That awkward as shit nerd kid who every day squirted,
While in Chem class in the lap of his denim pants,
To a young lass in yoga pants with a massive ass,
Not picked on or bullied, but never understood fully,
Too much penis pulley no wonder my palms are woolly,
Musical notes echoing from my moving beautiful scrote,
Cum drips from my cuticles in the teachers cubical, nope,
I wouldn't say that I'm normal, but fuck I'm not horrible,
I am a freak though, my parent's say it's fuckin' adorable,
However they'd probably scorn if they knew about the porn,
On my lap top because I jack off to ugly squirrel whores,
I've never had a girlfriend, actually that depends,
I've had at least two if you count my left and right hands,
So one of these days I might break out of this haze,
But for now I've got a date with lefty to masturbate,

Take it for what it's worth lol. It was written rather quickly, but it was just supposed to contribute to his Circus of Freaks mix-tape that never happened.