Chinese (Emulation Day 3)

[CrashBand]

I just wrote this today to get this game going again. So it's whatever.

It's the exact same flow as the song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8lh5TfDP_M

I kick this simple rap shit, rhyme like I'm the best
Knowing that it's Crash, it's time to find my friends
Go and grab this bad bitch, kinda like my ex
We had her in this sandwich, might've hyper-flexed
Then she wouldn't blow me.. I doubt this girl knows about just who she's turning down
I didn't come. And now I will have to go hurt her now
Like baby look at how I asked for you to go on down
And all you ever want to do is fucking mope around
Then all I really want is for you to get smacked like
Before you know it, you gon' end up with a black eye
And all this deep shit, I'll never understand why
Replacing me with this massive fucking black guy
So I deemed my luck has expired
That shit feeling you get knowing this slut you admired
And how you know you go so low when
You knowing you won't be smashing that shit
No more claiming that it's Crash in that shit
And all the pain the guy caused when he established that bitch
and even if you got her back you won't be matching that dick
and she tells you that the thing was nine feet
Only if that damn guy was Chinese




Lights Please
I had this little bad thing something like them tens
She gave a ***** mad brain, something like The Wiz
But you see the sad thing fuckin' with her is
Is the chick ain't even have brains, dummy like a bitch
So I tried to show her about the world and about just who we really are
And where we've come and how we still have to go really far
Like "baby, look at how we live broke on the boulevard"
But all she ever want me to do is unhook her bra
Then all I really want is for her to go down low
Before you know it, she wet enough to get drowned slow
And all that deep shit I was previously down for
Replaced by freak shit I am currently down for
You see I peeped it, pussy is power
That proud feeling we get knowin' that pussy is ours
And how it feels to feel that feeling
You feeling when you be drillin' that shit
Got her sayin' you be killin' that shit
And all the pain the world cause she be healin' that shit
And naw that ain't your girl, dog, but you be feelin' that chick
And you just wanna tell her everything she might need
But in the meantime it's lights please

[PAINKILLƎR]

Dope, very creative and it fit exact. Great Emulation. I lol'd @ "Replacing me with this massive fucking black guy"
I gave this a shot but I kept coming up with a love song, I couldn't make anything else but a love song with that beat lol

And all the pain the guy caused when he established that bitch
and even if you got her back you won't be matching that dick
and she tells you that the thing was nine feet
Only if that damn guy was Chinese

Great stuff, laugh riot to be exact(that's a good thing, cuz you were going for that right?)
Overall it's awesome never seen anything like this, very unique

[Mr.DGAF]

This inspired me man, I'm writing now. This is a verse I know pretty well, since Cole's one of my favorites. Flow wise, you pretty much nailed it. There were parts that were perfect in comparison to not only the flow but the enunciation of the words he used in the verse. Plus it was funny, I like that. Good shit.