Ego & CanadaPure - Caveman

[CanadaPure]

CP LoF: viewtopic.php?f=24&t=155167#p2135568
Geno LoF: viewtopic.php?f=24&t=154556
Menzo LoF: viewtopic.php?f=24&t=154541
Beat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48rMiCORb6A

[Intro]
He's a caveman,
Maybe, maybe, maybe, he's a caveman,
Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, he's a caveman,
Ooooohhhh,
'Cause he's a caveman,
Save me, save me, save me, he's...

[CanadaPure]
Meet the regular old canuck knuckle dragger,
Always overly fucked up, puffed and haggared,
This might sound pushy, but his eyebrow's bushy.
Yeah sure he's number one... when I count pussies!
Tried to push Geno, and mention the desperatoes,
To impress the lot though I'm still vexed a lot so,
Let's check his hot flow, shit I can't find one,
A Canadian who can't rhyme and talks Tec-9 guns,
Sex, violence, come on, you live in Ontario,
Can barley flow, dont doubt youre hairy though,
I dont dare to go near you when you blaze man,
I hate that! Oh well, you're my new caveman!

[Chorus]
He's a caveman,
Maybe, maybe, maybe, he's a caveman,
Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, he's a caveman,
Ooooohhhh,
'Cause he's a caveman,
Save me, save me, save me, he's a caveman,
Gruntin', Gruntin', Gruntin', like a caveman,
Shocked and stoned,

[Geno]
Bigray's in his class, sittin' with Demaz,
He is such a fag, I don't think he's finna pass,
I'll kick his ass if he asks for my help,
Mean whippin' like his dad with a belt,
(Then what?)... Shut up bitch, are you stupid?
This is easy, but the caveman couldn't do it!
Don't hit me up, you know I don't give a fuck,
Every single thing he does sucks, he ain't gettin' buzz,
Quick! Take a puff, pass (give my stuff back!)
I think you need to cut back, that's enough grass!
By the way, your girl looks like a bar slut,
Her dick probably gets bigger when you "hard-fuck"

[Chorus]

[Menzo]
First off, I don't even know how to diss him
This guy put Geico's slogan outta business
It don't matter though, he ain't at all impressed
Given the fact this is a rap in a wall of text
So he isn't shook unless we scrap with picture books
This the truth, every time he's landing from a plane
and gets off of it, it feels like "Planet Of The Apes"
But the opposite cuz everyone's advanced in the brains
Dumb enough to call police and throw fits
About how an ounce of his weed was stolen
Scientists would think they found the missing link
But are too embarrassed and pretend that shit's extinct

[Chorus]

[Outro: Menzo]

Old man Bigray...from the Mesozoic age...
...with a head of open plain...and a Stegosaurus brain...

Ohhhh maaaaannnnn

pewpewpew

[JamaicanPattlez]

LMFAO GENIUS! I'm at Tim Hortons on my cell so I can't give full feedback but I will as soon as possible. I laughed out loud. Hard. And almost choked on my coffee.

[CanadaPure]

Its on.

Excellent, I'm excited.

[CanadaPure]

I really liked this.... Came out of no where and really shocked me.

Ps: I ain't hairy lol even though most Arabs are.. That cracked me up though.

Good stuff over all.

I'm glad you're down for some fun here though, CW needs some activity.

[Chet Starr]

Very enjoyable, I laughed a few times. Good job honkys

[Just Silver]

Overall i didnt feed at first cause i didnt know the nature of the diss but was pretty funny
the intro sets it off and the short verses with multiple writers worked well

good shit funny verses