CYPHER - Topical rhymes (4-8 lines, read guidelines)

[The Toy Soldier]

this is too much to tak I'm Gone
I'm on my way out I can't Rhyme Long
hop on a bus or maybe A Train
all becuz I can't take Tha Pain
u see a distorted image Of Rain
like I'm here waiting for a Hurricane
wait I'm not running away Relax Dude Wait...
I'm might as well be I'll be forced to Evacuate

Next Topic -manifestation of greed

yall heed my greed,
cuz moneys what i need
the mula and curency is my feed
yall will see the deeds i plead
when i spend my money buying my cheese
when i get the kar keys bitch please
mustang GT thats my ride
brown and green, thats my pride
money is my sex buddy my wife and bride

death

[Rain Matrix]

I'll Count These Breath's like my actual Bounties Death
this rain Drowns Regrets untill they have Found Me Dead
no one ever Survives we all end up taking a Hearse Ride
thats right were living Ta Die so as long as I am Alive
I'll be Rolling Spliffs and Toking Quick to keep tha Dope In This
inhale that chronic and keep Holding It to I'm in a casket Motionless
so I sit at my Computer Full of knowlege shaping minds like Pewter Mold
I'll continue to Skewer Posts cuz in tha end Few Were Told of my Funeral

Next Topic - Birth

[Big B]

when i was born i was great when i die ill be greatest
i have a big horn and bar is the one i detest
he was born with 2 heads and looks nothing like the rest
he is ugly and red and he likes brushing


next - farting onions

[Rain Matrix]

I hit tha ground Running cuz I was looking for Something
this dude was all Cunning talking about a mysterios Onion
he said it could Pass Gas I'm thinking to myself Badass
how tha hell am I gonna Rap That all of a sudden a Gat Blasts
that stinking onion put me in a Black Bag I found him tho, At Last

Next Topic - robbing a bank with a bazooka

[mcZu]

I'm sweating heavely, I can't walk steady,
The bazooka I hided in my pants is ready
passing the money exchange near the bank I hear: '' cava''?
Nodding and walking on ready to put on my balaclava
doors open up automaticly, scaring me fo' sho..
screaming: '' everybody on teh ground yo!''
while pulling out the Bazooka and placing it on my shoulder
''wait in the line son'', is what I hear form someone who's way older.........

Next topic: In the ring with Kimbo slice

[Rain Matrix]

kimbo slice was Tha Threat he threw A Left
it was tha punch Of Death so I threw one Ta Wreck
mine didn't fail to Connect
his eye fell to tha Mat, kimbo slice fell right after That
my spike knucks still Intact, I lived to spill another Rap
then he said I was Wack, so I spike knucked him in tha Back
it was an all out Attack, then for good measure I pierced his Sack
I said yur unbeatable champion did Fall, round 2, u don't have tha Balls!

Next Topic- Aligator Wrestling

[mcZu]

Standing in the mud with this aligator,
it seems he want's to serve me like a waitor,
It opens his mouth, jaws and teeth damn long
I open my mouth, let the air enter my longs
I scream out loud and I run towards the beast
it leans forward and glares like the world just ceased
and I'm afraid that my life is gonna cease to exist
That's why I just jumped over the gator reaching for the exit..

Next topic - playing rusian roulette

[Rain Matrix]

I take out the Revolver just to prove to These Ballers
that my game Peaks Taller than a Tree Altered
for Maximum Growth so I Grab Tha Gun Slow
then I load Five Bullets, like I'm gonna Die Focused
looking at tha trigger like what if I Pull This
this might as well be a Letter Ta Friends
(click,click) to hell with this Never Again

Next Topic- Getting Famous Tha Easy Way

[mcZu]

Getting famous the easy way must mean '' go mainstream''
streaming nonsense out on a high bas beat, but take a seat
as I take you to what fame really means,
it's a mean that reflects the end, deflects the mirage of what it meant
it used to be reall succes, nowadays it's just plain nonsense
it definds a fata morgana, stupid phrases and no reall stanza
So when I go famous the easy way, it will be a mayhem day....

Next topic - Poetry

[Rain Matrix]

poetry is the expression of ones Own Self
cleverly written cuz a mind is an overgrown Cell
meant to imprison thoughts untill they Escape
the lines get composed sometime during Tha Wait
although rhymes don't have to be the Focus Here
I'm impervious to pain and all of this worlds Bogus Fears
I put my four Walls Up so no one knows if I Fall Struck
what do u Call Love, is it when u can't return to the Small Stuff

Next Topic- visiting a petting zoo

[mcZu]

Me visiting a childrens zoo...?
That's not really someting for Zu
It's like a domestic animal who's not docile
it's like comparing Scarface with 8Mile
Lik wearing a sweater when visiting the Nile
At summer, but I may visit this children's farm
If I had children who do no harm
and a stunning sexy wife at my arm..

Next topic- flower arranging

[Rain Matrix]

I'm not into Flowers so I won't Arrange Um
however I got tha Power to make Rain Son
which lets Plants Grow that and Photsynthesis
it's too bad if u Can't Flow I'm Oh So In Ta This
so germinate A Seed and wait for a Couple Month's
it's all abou Tha Weed when u Puff Those Blunt's

Next Topic- Skillsaw

[mcZu]

Another sharp edged verse from the mind of this author
Having all my lines round up like the table of king arthur
Or like a skillsaw, 'cause my words resemble cutting tools
My skill saw the glorious opportunity to ridicule you fools
They all talk dangerous but they are like rusted steel
My lyrics are like diamond blades, stainless and real
I'm even sicker then the Saw movies and those are sick
When I face a wall I will be cutting trough all you bricks

Next topic- Controlling time

[Rain Matrix]

as an MC like nicholas cage I'm gone in Sixty Ticks
leaving u hith Hideous Dizzyness don't ask If He's Quick
24 hours is 12 Times 2 if Hell Finds U blame it on Tha Clock
hope Ya Caught my approach it's a lifetime Of Thoughts
times waiting on A Drop, cuz it's needs me just Ta Tock

Next Topic - Sheering Wool

[gutawafang]

I ain't no wolf under no sheering wool
But i sew these clothes and wear them to school
I'd rather have a piece of metal to make us armor
But if i bring that to school it'd be drama

Next topic: Weather