CYPHER - Topical rhymes (4-8 lines, read guidelines)

[Lil Pimp Tell 'Em]

whats the next topic

[MuNxMuN]

I'm posting this for Lil PimP I didn't write it



sex is great/ i think about it night and day/ wish i could bang that one hot chick/ but it'll never happen cause i have a small dik

HAHHA

[Lil Pimp Tell 'Em]

mannys Banana in my mouth/
i got another one down south/
its long and hard and full of seamon/
release this demon, let it explode lookin creamin/

Next topic : Sarah

[MuNxMuN]

sarah used to be my dumb buddy/
but now rhiannon's replaced me/
i'm still dumb once in a while/
but i'm getting smarter and not in denile/


i can't write no more




next topic: summer

[Lil Pimp Tell 'Em]

summers full of horny men/
that cant even count to ten/
they try and try but give up and masturbate/
and have a little taste of the food max ate/

next topic..

max

[MuNxMuN]

marker's a midjet it's the truth there's not denying
he sits at home crying wishing he wasn't so tiny
maybe one day he'll grow an inch or 2
then he'll stop crying and stop being blue



next topic: TR(the admin)

[Lil Pimp Tell 'Em]

i gots a troll in my penis n his not the cleaness/
his been in me a yr now/
i named him chow how/
his asian i think but he eats cows... /
ive allowd the fucker a date with my nut but he bit it off/

wrote it all myself

nex topic...

angie

[Lil Pimp Tell 'Em]

Train is a group i dont like/
but maybe there like mike/
and ike and his bestest frend dike/
o wait did i jus say dike /

lol.. i sux

umm
angie sine yall skipped me

[Infliction]

I dont hesitate to pull the trigger, and fire to kill
Knock ya lights out and rape you, it gives me a thrill
Imma show yall what its like to kill em at will
Infliction' drive-by and *clat-clat* in my caddy DeVille
Murder is real, the lord even planned it, so dont try and change fate god damnit
I can't stand it, like all these cats thats suicidal
Downin' a 40 of vodka and a bottle of mydol
My idol, the reaper, death, cuz he's the last person you see before ya last breath!



Next topic: Flatlining

[4D]

In a comatosed darkness, my brain pains the sharpest,
Gettin flasbacks of blast gatts, way back at the markets,
Now my back`s in a harness, dead from the neck down,
Hearin bleepin of machines, i`m thinkin what the heck now,
Time to check out? guess so, got nothin to really fight for,
But, i think of my kids and want to share their life more,
Now that`s the right war, something i`m passionate about,
One tiny cuddle`s worth a life of struggle, i can`t sit it out,
Got to wake and shake myself, even if it`s gradually
Land on my feet, greet and meet my waitin family
Everyone`s smilin happily, Nice dream, but it`s not reality
As the beep beep becomes one sound, it`s a gunshot fatality.

Next topic :

Black roses

[DOPE]

Soloman wasnt wiser when it comes to roses black
spit cold as them poles step till ur toes'll crack
cant hold this back i got the mule stubborness
instead of a red one the bitch gave my brother this
so wrist slits is common i rather wrist fore arms
run around baby nude in these black rose lawns

next topic : graduation day






(by the way did i do it rite?)

[4D]

(You did it fine, don`t have to be multies, once it`s about the topics, that`s the idea of this cypher, try to tell a story type rhyme.)

At school, had no interest, except for being a pest,
When it came to bein a cunt, I was really the best
I could write and spell but i`d prefer get twice expelled,
No lies i tell as i reminisce on school bein like a hell,
Fuck teachers, i`d prefer practice what you preachers,
Not hypocrits too ignorant to view subdued features,
So i turned my back to school n slacked n acted cool,
No graduation day for a man who`s hatin gays n slappin fools!

Next topic : Volcanic spunk

[,-,'-{Bar}-',-,]

whena get a girl its blunt,
they see knowing imma stunt,
a give them a little sip of that crunk,
then slip in give them volcanic spunk,


next topic: postman pat

[4D]

You know that twat Postman Pat with the black n white cat,
Yeah, i fucked his wife n made his life a strife just like that,
I bust my nut all over her fuckin butt and face n hair,
That`s what happens when ya nappin and not takin care,
Leavin ya bitch at home alone with a psycho and his bone,
Gettin her legs spread like utterly butterly on a scone,
But, think thrice before sayin the postman rings twice,
Cos i`m a ditch all my guns and ammo and bring knives.

Next topic : Beans on toast

[AspirinE]

Next topic : Beans on toast

Waking up at 5;50 - its sickning everymoning s'all the same/
Breakfast looking boring-lame, cooking aint my game/
Chewing on some old hard bread guzzling-coffee/
"skrewthis" *under breath fussing-softly*/
I Start to master-mind a great plan- genius.
the thinking lasted-5 minutes- only got a dollar in hand/
god damn-- Only got enough cash to buy be beans and toast
in the freezer i still got an old meat roast ...lunch planned/

Next topic: dead walking.