CYPHER - Topical rhymes (4-8 lines, read guidelines)

[Eckoo]

so here i am just chilling, watchin some porn
just before my prom, so hade to take some
took the paper, you know the cypher
some of that sticky icky icky smoke 1 smoke 2 i saw micky
go to my car to pick up my girl, tought i drove around the world
i landed on some beach, with blech blonde hair
holding a midget in my hand, god damn it was my date
heres the proof that god does hate
she was wearing a diving suit ,fuck it we gone to eat some fruit

....E.T.(extra-tereestrial) lesbian with a E.T.(extra testicle)

[Fa-Q]

Girl with a two piece chicken
all these lesibians havin a feast in the kitchen
at least they aint bitchin
travelin through space and time
like its a waste of time
tinted and painted face of a mime


Fa-Q---

[Fa-Q]

Girl with a two piece chicken
all these lesibians havin a feast in the kitchen
at least they aint bitchin
travelin through space and time
like its a waste of time
tinted and painted face of a mime

--Fa-Q

How About Government

[Eckoo]

how about the goverment, lets have some of that
some jucy white fat people in sweaty clothes
they'r all foes hoes don't belive in anything
just filling the ones us down here fear
is all they have and all they need is a push
not from bush but some more mosh
speech of eminem, some of them should listen

....hillbilly rap....

[Fa-Q]

Tis s a hill billy rap with lead
My gun and when I feel silly I tap it on my head
I dont like incest, unless
its mother daughter
cause Im letting you knwo Im your other father
through a second cousin twice removed
I aint got no birth certificate it be nice it it was prooved
but I go ahead and play my banjo
but i aint startin a billy ray band though

--Doorways

[Fa-Q]

masterbating at the movies with a megan fox
look at her face its beggin for cocks
shes naked except on each leg is socks
well i take popcorn and drinks
ah shit i gott it on my jacket thats torn minks

[AspirinE]

masterbating at the movies with a megan fox
look at her face its beggin for cocks
shes naked except on each leg is socks
well i take popcorn and drinks
ah shit i gott it on my jacket thats torn minks

Wellsince u left out a topic for the next rhymer... ill just take "popcorn" as the next topic.

Im fired up - ready to - drop bombs, like vietnam/
heavily armed up - woooh this is much fun /
steadily pop soome - Bratatatat pop-pop- like some pop-corn/
Liying - diying flying exploding men/
on the ground thats a frying pan/

next topic: -much fun-

[Jiskefet]

You wanna know when i have much fun?
When im running down the street with a dust gun.
Spraying all over the place with jabba the hutts cum.
While screaming bitch you must run.
And if someone asks me what you got son.
I say your a child of elmer fudd's mom.
Walking down the street like a hungry bum.
I got some milk here you got some.


Next = Unions.

[DOPE]

looney as looney tunes unions full of goons
packin 2 heaters eat this reader! full of BOOM!
i assumed you gon see the, vest its bulletproof
layin on a lesbian dresser, piss in her soup
im in her room, she searchin for me, im searchin for pubes
searchin for clues, its 2 messed up like a crowded circus im thru!


next top = Circus

[remd12]

I'm baked on a trapeze blowing fire out my mouth
This shit aint easy so I understand haters doubts
Raps before this one are cheesy, but I have a gator mouth
Sharp fuckin teeth, biting off your snout
You don't know what I'm about and
You would think that I rehearsed these verses
It wasn't an accident it was on purpose that you heard this
I rock the mic, i burn it, i work this, my skills will leave you hurt kid
This rap game is my circus.

Haven't read earlier topics so sorry if i repeat
Next topic: technology

[J Roc]

The SHIT BLOWS OR "SELLS" Like a PIFF , DRO OF OUNCE
And Ur Chicks Got Her ASS ON my "LAPTOP" I ain't talking bout WINDOWS OR DELL!!!!
J IS HIGH AND YES , PAY THE PRICE OF TECH-Nology
THINK U THE SHIT Till i come "BLING WITH THE WHIP" Like Lil WAYNE N DRIVING TESTS!!!

Drinking Vodka

[Jiskefet]

When i woke up today I didnt feel quite okay,
The reason is yesterday i went all the way,
To the bottom of the bottle and went full throttle
the wodka made my body waddle like a sloppy model
Now im awake feeling fucked up with a bad taste
In my mounth it tastes like a dead bird and its a waste
of energy trying to walk the stairs get out of bed couse i gave
a 100% last night and dont regret couse wodka is my all time fave.

Next: Big butts

[DOPE]

bigg butts is what i love shoved on my face my tooth scrapes
the surface of this girls perfect ass strapped around my face
like a mask on my face i place my hands on the ass a the babe
i take a snap n its saved, im sendin it to NASA today.




next topic : NASA

[Eckoo]

whos the one with more mistery that kids and m.j.
who did in o.j. case only nasa knows but they fade away
out in space, go on and hate the strings on niel
but feel the wibe chose a side right on the moon like hi
k-Nows All Sucks all, one day they'll have the great fall
like mc hammer got hammerd on celebrity hall

next....airplane = ganja (take it as you wish)

[gutawafang]

airplane= ganja

Flying like Superman after I duped the man
Of the ganja I made a deal with, look, THE man
I'm in low spirits, but high up in this airplane
No I'm flying, I'm flying, I'm the fair Sajn
Wait, this is insane, did I book a ticket?
I know I hear the sounds of crickets
Is it night? I ain't so wicked
I'm on a plane, Superman mayne

Sorry if that sucks.

next: card game