CYPHER - Topical rhymes (4-8 lines, read guidelines)

[DƎRDYPK]

you wanna play go fish? hows about war?
fuck taking score toss them card on the floor
52 pick up i think i found the joker
pick em on up now lets play poker
hows about strip? that means i'm naked 1st
fuck playing cards i swear this deck is cursed

lol thats my 1st time writing rhymes on TR for fun

next: Scrubs (THE SHOW)

[Le Tunisien]

nah dont talk about scrubs,lets talk about my drugs
since i would go to clubs,and fuk up fkn high thugs
u would wanna get bugs,but u cant ur like shrubs
i knowwww it sucks,that u cant have some Hugs
but u can hug my fist first,id smoke u fkn Smurfs

(James)

[Le Tunisien]

James is swaggity swagtastic, Le is lame, a fudge packin wack faggot

but u had to post 4 Lines + haha Lol and u didnt tell the next topic

[gutawafang]

Topic: Topic

I'll top this without necessarily needing topics
Prop this, it's just another rock hit
Any subject matter would be fine, swag with hese lines
Let's all sing together and define mag in these rhymes

next topic: oranges and pears

[emzee-frenzy]

oranges and pears

i don't like fruit, i like beer
so i'll buy oranges and pears
to throw em at sissy queers
till they're breaking into tears.

next "batman & robbin"

[Le Tunisien]

batman and robin?

motherfuker ill be kidnappin your kids,stealin your shit and robbin
surely,early i been fukn around to say nothing,but fag i aint stoppin
imma kill your parents,fuk ur sis in the ass,make her flip her Top And
im so sick and tired of this rape thing,and of all the shit i been Glockin

Next topic: Motherfuker

[emzee-frenzy]

motherfucker i aint gotta waste my time with fags like yourself
you better calm down and do what's best for your own health
talking bout my family? yo i read it happily
and theres probably nothing you can say to bother me.

[gutawafang]

topic: bother

What a bother, people tend to forget to leave the next topic for the next motherfucker
We can edit, but it's a habit to leave it just locked in the locker
It's inconvenience, disturbance, disastrous, damn wasting time
Like how we be racing lines, and you facing rhymes

next topic:
frogs

[JMG]

i leap if im froggish and if im a kissed im a prince
but dont fuck me over cuz ill piss on a bitch
cmon girl you dont wanna get warts on your clit
just be my miss piggy bitch ill be your ker-mit


MILFS

[Fa-Q]

I fuck Milfs up side down
not the normal way with the fuck side down
now I lick their clits while Im standing erect
thats a double meaning and I was planning the effect

Favorite TV show....(you pick yours)

[gutawafang]

Ghost Whisperer

Yo man, I'm talking to ghosts here, shut up please
Who's gon' be next in this stuck up list?
Don't be afraid, the person you lost is with you
Always will, won't go because of you
Melinda for the win, you should've seen
She's talked to everyone in the world, dirty or clean

LMAO Kinda sucky. I'm damn bored!

Next topic: Lighthouses

[Fa-Q]

I run butt naked in a light house
strip teasin in a tight blouse
masterbating on a white couch
gotta cover that cum stain
I drinkin rum plain
come on man I gotta yank off when that drum is playin


cell phones

[emzee-frenzy]

cell phones


i'ma call you on ya cell phone
while i'm blazin weed on Hell's Throne
told satan to get out, this is my place now
and pulled his fucking horns out, made him bow.


Jay Leno

[Fa-Q]

Jay leno,
pulling up in a grey limo,
hes got a big head huge chin
hes high fivin me while hes talkin to ted nugent


Army

[gutawafang]

I scream, I yell, and I looked around me
Trees were bleeding and weeping, wasn't I sleeping soundly?
Green blood, vomit on chessboards, spiral stairwells that don't end
One minute of heaven, the next it's hell and no friends
Skies turn red, the moon becomes triangle
Flaming and floating corpses heading to a palace at my angle
So I head to the palace, sees a crown and I picked it up
Then I realised it's my alarm clock, I've woken up...

next topic: cats and dogs