CYPHER - Topical rhymes (4-8 lines, read guidelines)

[Fa-Q]

Cats and dogs
Fuckin bats and frogs
Its kermit the frog
Do you have a permit for that dog
Animals eating cannabals trying not to hurt they're mandibles
Farm animals
I just wish I had a tasty arm like hannibals



Cemetary

[emzee-frenzy]

theres a fucking fly on the wall,
i would jump for it but it's to high and i'd fall,
if the wall gets dirty i'ma wash it,
all i want is to reach that bitch and squash it,
then i'll flush it down like feecies,
so it mutates and turns into a new type of species
ah my bad ,my imagination gone wild,
like Linsday Lohan when she realised she's no child

[Fa-Q]

well you didnt give a topic so ill use lindsey lohan

stick a firecracker in lindsey lohans pussy, then give the fuse a lick
she racks my balls and I fuck her with a cue stick
fire crotch, fuckin her while shes doing hop scotch
fuck her so fast youll need a stop watch

dancing

[gutawafang]

pancakes

Chocolate pancakes, I love them and I can bake
I can make it strawberry but relax, you can hate
Sweet still, don't jump around kids, sit still
No shit's ill, just bit real.

next topic: ninjas

[BILI]

Oh man I love ninjas,when they stab their swords in ya
How can they be so silent,but they attack only if your violent
Their stealth skill is insane,I hope some of them`ll kill Hussein
Or maybe Lil Wayne,so that he can pay for ear pain


next topic:whistle

[emzee-frenzy]

whistle

oh man i never knew how to wihstle that's pathetic
always tried in vain, this'll get it off my chest poetic
that's sounds stupid like "Briefcase joe" but this a freestyle
shit i can't try to replace my flow cuz it w histles like a missile
lol , next topic : drugs

[gutawafang]

School bell rings, middle fingers to lecturer's faces
Head to recess, Left all the dust of erasers
on the tables, still stuck in the mind that fable
that literature shit, I feel like it's able
to do nothing, so here's something for trigo
cuz languages ain't gonna make it big yo
so head to the next class, gym lesson
then end up in sick bay, bad impression

next topic: vehicles

[Flowsmooth]

vehicles

see after an hour two or three comes a reply, wig.gles
here's a line two or three a bomb so sick, figures?
an F you see to get it straight wit me
Fish you see K's left dont fuck wit me

next topic: asses

[Fa-Q]

Sometimes I get caught stairin at asses
I wanna make contact without wearin glasses
Your girlis the best tease,
She gave it to me when I asked for a breast please


Smiling

[gutawafang]

It was warmer than the sun rays
It was calmer than the gun-race
It was cooler than the punk face
It was sweeter than the stun-days

laughing

[Eckoo]

im laughin all the way to the bank
my grandma just sank in the sea
what happend to me?
i got a fortune a load of her money
and jewelry but just maybe
there is something for me
out on the streets, i figure this one out
just for a smile i'll ballance your check out


no woman no cry

[InfInIte REnEgadE]

no woman, no cry, live by the words of bob marley
cuz bitches just bring pain and it can get quite gnarly
if you fall in love dont fall for the wrong one
u may be happy now but you'll end up hurt in the long run





- my dads gone crazy

[,-,'-{Bar}-',-,]

my dads gone crazy he slapped a old lady
fucked her in the ass with a strap on maybe
n everyone knows hes been smoking crack lately
a racists prick who's been choking black babies
this is what happens when your dad goes crazy




hamaphradites

[AOBrien09]

huh my teeth, the only thing a don't want to be black,
want them whiter than a albino, but there constantly attacked,
by stain's from food, but then a come back and shoot,
the stain's off, stop them infectin and gettin my teeth cracked, who
even dare to try, a just brush them motherfucker's off,
but i, just hate when them motherfucker's, get stuck to the top,
at the back of my teeth, so a cut it out, before the other fucker's rot,
Damn,

Topic: Job Huntin

[RapName]

Job Huntin

Sitting alone in the dark, can't pay the light bill/
Got fired last month, aint got a job still/
It's crazy in these streets, when all I can do is rhyme/
Bobo's crying on my beats, forgot space and time/
There's nothing worse then not being able to bring home the bacon/
Told my girl i was getting a job, didn't tell her I was fakin'/
Man I don't know, no lights at the end of the fucking tunel/
The cowards way out, I'm packing the fucking gun full/

Next topic:

God