CYPHER - Topical rhymes (4-8 lines, read guidelines)

by **Tash8** » Apr 15th, '07, 21:13

Life is a simple word with complex meaning
it's something you can enjoy and always be fearing.
It's full of hardships and emotion
there's no way to block it, there's no life lotion.
and there's a lot of up and downs
to relax sometimes you need a cup or an ounce
it's a monster and a roller coaster.

next topic: mcmaybe

by **BaZZ** » Apr 15th, '07, 22:27

McMaybe wrote:"madness"

fatness is flatless it causes sadness
sadness is chatless it causes madness
madness is mattless it causes gatness
gatness is badness it causes splatness

"weed"

by **-[Zach]-** » Apr 19th, '07, 01:13

weed clouds my brain but also makes me think
from Buddha to Blueberry its all good stink
get the papers and bongs and we can roll all night long
getting smoked out til all of its gone in the break of dawn

"Taco Bell"

by **sneekykiddo** » Apr 25th, '07, 07:00

I'm a high class bella who eats at Taco Bell um
We give em hell as long as the food smells
Good or bad it aint no big deal we get thrills
From drinking their drinks to eating their grills
Stumbling out from the place high on their chillies.

"berserk"

by **Ka0t1c** » May 1st, '07, 08:11

it is TRUE i DO get perks at work
as if i were in a ZOO, i flip biserk at turks
i whip em TOO cuz i dont give a shit if it hurts
black and BLUE they turn from my fists they earned

"Video Game"

by **sneekykiddo** » May 4th, '07, 04:30

'video game'

Stoned out playin the video game, getting my 30 seconds of fame
Name of the game I dont even kno of, but Ima show off
My Xbox 360 live playing skills is a factor Im the predator
Whose gonna smash ya virtually with my hook
Im off the hook done with this whole outlook
Like in a book my character changes so does your scared faces
Im the latest, fastest, deadliest person in ages

- jackin off -

by **Tash8** » May 4th, '07, 04:39

sneekykiddo wrote:- jackin off -

I jack off, and then black out,
The bag's off and then I back out
yea I used a condem, so what?
I don't want cum on my hands
and have them haunt em, oh yup
I don't want dumbs blondes on my pants

wow, i suck at these things

anywawys

"blonde"

by **James R.** » May 4th, '07, 04:42

Oh my god MOM where's the jergens?/
Gimme the KY and King cuz my dick is hurtin/
I don't look at their faces as the pages go by/
Asses and titties and pussies oh my/
My laptop got 22 gigs of porno clips/
You look at old shit I got tomorrows clits/
Booty Talk, Ass Watcher, and 8th street latinas/
Once I get in the mood you can't change my demeanor/

Aight how about a samurai fight

by **Ka0t1c** » May 6th, '07, 20:44

ok, so is it a SAMURAI FIGHT that you want?!

i hope ya like lots of blood b/c you're gonna die tonight
watch ya body turn white from my type of SAMARAI FIGHT alright
thats the one i love the most cuz i turn my foes to ghosts
you could run if ya want but don't let me get close
cuz one slice to your throat, it's goodbye to your host
just know i hunt for rawhyde so go hide or i'll approach
and ya might not survive cuz i've grown thru the times by a coach
he taught me how to surprise those who were unwise with their "notes" (words they speak)

next: a computer virus

by **lil_bayly** » May 7th, '07, 00:26

Even before i was born, i was downloading porn
On my comp listening to stomp trying to keep myself warm
This fucking weather is frigid, tryin to hand out my digits
On a yahoo chat line to meet some young bitches
When all of a sudden a private message appeared
The name said too_hot_4_u but it wasnt clear
If this was a bitch or just a faggity ass man
Now understand, im sitting here with my dick in my hand
Now im jacking, my moms downstairs packing
Im tryin to be quiet so she cant hear the actions
Then outta no where my comp screen turned green
Then puss popped out the tower like a vending machine
Its a virus!!

by **Ka0t1c** » May 7th, '07, 00:36

make a topic now

by **lil_bayly** » May 7th, '07, 05:24

fake rolexes

by **Ka0t1c** » May 7th, '07, 17:32

i was checking out FAKE ROLEXES from the Haji Store
knowing that they have no take backs and mines been already worn
it told me time for only one day
cuz when it was off my wrist it didnt work in any way
i bought it for 5 dollars, not a penny more
that piece of shit watch is so gay but i still have got it this very day
and its broken and the right hour it never says
i wish i never paid that much, i shouldve just went to eat at Subway....

"Subway"

by **Hadez** » May 7th, '07, 20:28

im hungry bout to get subway sandwhiches
no i dont want bologna, i said ham bitches
look at the damn thickness, now madd cheese
add please, i wanna go weeks without crapping
i need a desert, gimme them crusty cookies
blues clues toys? switch to kids meal i want these goodies

"microsoft"

by **Ka0t1c** » May 7th, '07, 20:58

fuck MICROSOFT, fuck Bill Gates
he pissed me off big time
I bought a lap top that doesn't last long in battery life
cuz Windows Vista is bad in that sight
so as i add what i write now to this to put the facts into light
i glance at how much use is left, and my computer says 10%...damn
it happens every night...

running from the cops....

CYPHER - Topical rhymes (4-8 lines, read guidelines)

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