CYPHER - Topical rhymes (4-8 lines, read guidelines)

by **Mr.DGAF** » Sep 26th, '13, 20:03

I had a Lamborghini once, -- and sold it for crack
Then I murdered the owner and smoked the dope in the back-
seat, smoked the faggots ashes, made him "roll" in his grave
Shit I'm kidding, you know I own a Toyota that's gray

Next topic: feces

by **Just Silver** » Sep 26th, '13, 20:08

Sneeze on your nephew.. bless you
While i make feces on your nieces like a rest room
Reese pieces diarrhea evening and some flesh wounds
Straight out the doctors sphincters gamble like procter

nxt topic : alcoholic loser

by **Flamez** » Sep 26th, '13, 21:12

I used to be an alcoholic loser getting drunk everyday
spray painting walls getting fucked up on the holidays
while getting visions of swifty mcvay like what the fuck
life sucks now you see me getting coffee at starbucks

Next Topic: Midgets

by **sneakerheadshady** » Sep 27th, '13, 11:33

midgets never tall enough to see tits.
there always at the right height to suck a dick
to fit a midget in the car, you need to stick -
3 phonebooks on the seat so he can sit.

next topic: beats by dre

by **Just Silver** » Sep 27th, '13, 13:17

Have you forgotten and Beat by Dre
Locked away in the basement that makes the tapes
Chained and stained while listenin to amazing bass
Pistol whip you till your piss makes a lake
Your a change and fake yet im standard and real
Banana clips "appeal" to my major ordeal

nxt topic flow is choppy

by **Flamez** » Sep 27th, '13, 17:30

head boppin’ make with the sickness flow is choppy
fuckin’ baby stealer fearless in this bitch, shit’s sloppy
vicious dog got me in stiches barkin’ in anger
grab me a anchor n' throw it at the banker
dancin’ round like MC Hammer, go to church visit the pastor
jerkin’ off a little faster call me master livin’ happily ever after

Next Topic: Stuck in an elevator

by **superman11** » Sep 27th, '13, 17:58

The other day I was stuck in an elevator with a fly chick
Fat ass, double D's, pretty face, somewhere around 5'6
So I said "Girl, let me elevate ya with my dick."
She said "Normally I'm not like this, but why not?"
So I undressed her, than whipped out my cock
And the elevator doors opened up and I stopped
Cause there was the maintenance man with like 5 cops.

Next topic: If I had a million

by **Just Silver** » Sep 27th, '13, 21:54

If i had a million dollars id still be stuck here
Pills poppin like collars counselor who the fuck cares
Definitely not him unless paid enough for him to grin
Makin up a buncha stuff just my fuckin luck
Like leprechaun porn im a step above bored
So id take all that money and make some new chords

nxt topic :untrackable cell phone

by **Flamez** » Sep 28th, '13, 01:38

nobody can’t track me cuz I got an untrackable cell phone
an unknown number that’s untraceable without a ringtone
my cell phone de-activates and self-destructs on my command
I understand everybody wants this phone cuz it’s like contraband

Next Topic: Running from the cops

by **Just Silver** » Sep 28th, '13, 02:28

Runnin home from the cops got myself home
Better sprint like the cell phone unless i want the elbows
Pushin and shovin by the government but in the back of it
Back off the cadillac with it cuff and shit nothings new since
Interference and confusion noise pollution political movements

nxt topic greek salad

by **mdemaz** » Sep 28th, '13, 03:26

I don't like salad, but I love the Greeks
A Greek woman's tits is what I wanna hug and squeeze
I fucked a Greek girl in the ass last week
Even though she was hot, I came last, G

Next topic:
Obama

by **Flamez** » Sep 29th, '13, 02:36

president obama and osama bin laden both blend
obama pretends osama is dead fact is it’s all pretend
It’s the same president he just shaved off his beard
changed one letter it’s weird but he never disappeared

Next Topic: Sleep Walking

by **mdemaz** » Sep 29th, '13, 04:29

Woke up, took a shit in a cold sweat
Came to my room and laid down on my dull bed
Next minute. I'm in the middle of the road
I bent down and started sucking on a little green cain toad

Next topic:
Glue

by **Eedee** » Sep 29th, '13, 14:33

Back when I was five I used to sniff a lot of glue,
Go to my backyard and smack the chicken with it's poo.
But little did I knew how to construct my brain words
Into sense making sentences that made sense, I thought.

Next topic:

Nic Cage da GOD

by **Mr.DGAF** » Sep 29th, '13, 18:06

Nic Cage makes my dick rage
His movies get rave reviews cause he's real famous too
And he's got the best choice in the movies he's in
I heard he's gonna do a flick where he's got boobs on his chin

Next topic: tight butthole

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