Welcome to the Ghetto (the TRSHADY FORUM VERSION)

by **ilovebender.com** » Oct 18th, '10, 04:12

WELCOME TO THE GHETTO

"oh my god...
we re-wrote this"

welcome to the ghetto
we got what you need
we know every single dealer
so today we deal you weed
but if today you find I'm unkind
then find the bitch who crossed me
you lookin' for some more to smoke
yet nothin' comes for free

(CHORUS)
in the ghetto
welcome to the ghetto
now your ass is gonna, ch, ch, ch, ch, ch, ch, ch, ch, choke, choke,
I, I wanna see that dick croak

welcome to the ghetto
the ghetto where we blaze
the cops don't care
so we don't go so us dealers gotta raise
n' she's got a very nice ass
that's a nice ass to me
but that ass was in S.W.9
n' now we see Tweety
in the ghetto
grief in Heath better let go
let go, let, let, let go of me
y'know... you just another fucker'ree

(GUITAR BRIDGE)

welcome to the ghetto
summer's we live out on the street
we really don't give a fuck
at any sucker who brings their heat
n' it's all true what we say
said I've seen it yesterday
Ricky was the king of Bricky
but then Shannel blew his ass away

(SND EFX: GUN SHOT X2)

(CHORUS)
in the ghetto
welcome to the ghetto
now your ass is gonna, ch, ch, ch, ch, ch, ch, ch, ch, choke, choke,
I, I wanna see that dick croak

when they come, they come to, they come to bust my fun
my fun my fun my fun...
RAHHHHHHH...
...TID! (rarted)

(GUITAR SOLO)

you know how this life goes
it's death by me or an S.T.D
so why you wanna try
in the ghetto
welcome to the ghetto
now your ass is gonna, ch, ch, ch, ch, ch, ch, ch, ch, choke, choke,
in the ghetto
welcome to the ghetto
watch her, her, her,
her from S.W.9
ghetto
welcome to the ghetto
now your ass is gonna, ch, ch, ch, ch, ch, ch, ch, ch, choke, choke,
only in the ghetto
welcome to the ghetto
now your ass is...
your ass is mine
yea!

A parody to the Guns N' Roses song Welcome to the Jungle that I wrote called
Welcome to the Ghetto. My PERSONAL Welcome to the Jungle, written by me, for me, somethng I once wanted to gig with but didn't, my parody to Welcome to the Jungle (packed full of personal names and places and stuff, ect...)

Here, sing my song along to this: