small thing

[Willy]

a sad thing happened with a chick i met
it started at a bar she winked and said
your a cute asian boy and i chink we met
so i said no no bitch me thinks your wet
so i grabbed her by the ass and we walked away
took her to my place and talked for days
look upon her face said i've gotta lay
so we mocked and played like soccer games
took her to my room then stopped to pray
please lord let my pee pee not look so small
otherwise this girl no sleepy with me at all
then i threw her on my bed with a thunderous shock
whipped out my wet humongous cock
feeling about as hard as a few hundred rocks
then she said my dude's just one inch tops
so then i walked away a very sad, cold man, never to get laid ever again in my whole life because of the scarring done by this one incident. And i warn you girls, be kind, be gentle, and don't ever make fun of a man's kadoodle.