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I need help with this attempt at a punchline.

Postby RainMan44 » Feb 18th, '11, 08:17

I suck ass at punchlines/metaphors....I've been trying, though...how can I make this one work? Help is appreciated :D

Ok, so the idea is I'm trying to say that my bars are colder than the bars in jail after the A.C of the jail stopped working...but the cold air was on at the time it stopped working, so they can't turn the cold air off now....I know it's a long thing to fit in a bar, but with your help I might be able to :D


What I came up with is

"These cats wanna battle me? They just be jokin' bay-bee
I got bars colder than a prison with a broken A.C"


But I don't want people to get the idea that the A.C turned off and they can't turn it on now...I want it to seem like the air was ON while it stopped working...so now the cold air can't be turned off.
"This dude doing this interview wants me to spin a few,
Lyrics while I tie my tennis shoes in the nude
A romantic interlude in a livin’ room,
In an inner tube with a dude with a bit of lube
Fuck that I’m sniffin’ glue, sippin' gin & juice,
And a little bit of paint thinner with my dinner too,
You better pay me for my bars like your rent is due,
Now hurry up and finish dude before I finish you."




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Postby VenomBlackViper » Feb 18th, '11, 10:21

Stab you with a spike beam and masterbate to the sounds of your wife scream
Got bars colder than Hagen Daaz ice cream
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Postby WakeUpShow » Feb 18th, '11, 16:27

eh. heres mine haha

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