ArsheyHaq
Sesame Street, this place is a pessimist's dream!/
and today's episode is brought to you in part by the symbols "M-16"/ *gunshots*
haha we closed off all exits and possible routes/
I grabbed Oscar the Grouch and bossed HIM around!/
tossed 'em to the ground and gagged his nostrils and mouth/
then RAPED HIM! "Woah, have you lost a few pounds, Snuffleupagus?/
look at that fine ass...come here! Lemme cuff your arms and legs/
and RAPE YOU! *moans* shut up! Tough it out you bitch!/
shudda thought twice 'bout movin' here, it's a rough metropolis/
and I'm the fuckin' sign of Apocalypse!!/
hey, where you goin'? Come back! My love's monogamous"/
that's when I heard someone say "I've had enough of all this shit!"/
fuckin' Elmo hit me with an elbow/
I said "aw, hell no!" and beat the shit out 'em 'till he turned 'yellow'/
...then I RAPED HIM! Flirted with Bert and Ernie to get their name and address/
those two wanna um, "claim my package"/
well, here's a bomb in the mail *BOOM!* that's what I call flamin' faggots/
MikeNUFC
I got home from work and was locked out the house
Went to get the spare key, out jumped Oscar The Grouch
I was shocked as his mouth took a bite at my chest
So I picked up the bin lid and started slicing his neck
His fight didn't rest even though he was hurt
He called out for Kermit who rose from the dirt
He drove at me first, as I called his girl a 'fat pig'
Picked him up with ease and hurled him back in
The world went black quick as Ernie came in vicinity
But I recovered at speed and took his anal virginity
"Pain is a sin to me!" I screamed as he called out for Bert
But out came Mrs Piggy wearing the smallest of skirts
She bawled out, so hurt, "I hate it when I'm called fat!"
I pulled out my squirt and raped her gently with tact
A wrench hit my back and I turned, only Elmo to go
I strangled him:"The Muppets? To hell with that show!"
VenomBlackViper
No sweet dreams this is a Nightmare on Seasame Street
Puddles of blood on the floor & i'm right there dressed in a sheet
Had Miss Piggy worried when I flashed the heat over her
Stuck it in Big Birds mouth & blasted his beak closer
Shoved Oscar The Grouch in a fucking trash decomposer
Ripped the tusk off of Snuffleupagus & stuck it up his back, spleen & shoulders
Told Cookie Monster it's time for a diet, forced him to commit suicide
But kept screaming at him telling him to do it twice
Stabbed Grover till he was covered in blood & looked like Elmo
Saw that little shit try getting away, hit him with a hook & elbow
Crushed Elmos world in the palm of my hand
Noticed Oscar crawl out from the bottom of the trash & sawed him in half
Sensed the hunger in the Count grow, offered him the Muppet's corpses
Watched him gobble them up as he counted a hundred organs
Why do all of this? I just got evicted from my old neighborhood
My name is Mr Rogers & I was fired from a job where the pay was good
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