Eedee's LoF
Geno's LoF
Eedee;Geno
Beat
[Intro] (:00)
"You better hand in that report on time tomorrow..."
"But tomorrow is Satur-"
"Good. Good. I'll see you tomorrow then."
"Yes, of course."
.... "Fucking prick. Hmmm, I wonder what's up with Geno."
[Verse 1] (:20)
Yo what's up Geno, I'm bored, you free tonight?
Yeah, I'm feelin' like a little fun, wanna leave in 5?
At the speed of light! You know a place to go?
Maybe "Joe's Crazy Poles" ? I heard it's where the ladies go,
It's like a strip joint, I guess, so let's get going!
Fuck, let this boy get dressed and look his best then! Hold up!
Wait, first, tell me more about this Pole place,
I said I heard a soul say it's like a heaven for dames,
Plenty little whores rave, so let's explore, O-kay?
Let's go play. I need this, I had a slow day.
How do you say we greet chicks? As good guys or bad ones?
We should try, to act punk, the digits will just add up.
The women flippin' backwards for this miniscule chatter,
Gettin' my Stinson on, hittin' 'em with ridicule after
A smidgeon of laughter then maybe they'll lay down,
Ight, gimme ten, then we'll make like a baby and head out.
[Chorus] (1:01)
Callin' up my buddy, we goin' to the club,
Pulling up in style, yeah we showin' 'em what's up.
Hit on some bitches - get with some bitches,
They tend to smear their lipstick when they kiss us.
Grindin' on some bitches, we fuckin' all night,
Nothing can hide the semen stuck in their thighs.
Yeah buddy! Drink, fuck, and then you get home,
Sound like a deal? Alright dude, let's go!
[Verse 2] (1:22)
Pull up to the club and see the name in cursive print,
Purple lights, it's worth it, like "We gonna burn this bitch
To the fucking ground like a bundle of sticks,
It's as fun as it gets" I remark, we start trundling in.
At the front of the club there's a bunch of clusterin' men,
They're drunk and they stumble to us, "you wanna be friends?"
I'm like "Nah" but he says, "Man, you're as hot they get"
That was awkward I guess, but we brush it off and walk in,
We cross over the threshold and enter the dark room,
It got colder, I ask "When does it start? Soon?"
Geno shrugs shoulder and glances in puzzlement,
To the pair of dudes not wearing pants for the fuck of it.
Man, I ain't lovin' this, I haven't seen a single bitch,
Thought I'd see some stripper tits, givin' them a little lick,
Ayo, come to think of it... I think we mighta strayed off,
Ahh, we got it way wrong! We're in a fuckin' gay bar!
[Chorus] (2:03)
[Verse 3] (2:23)
I want tits not dicks I flip into a fit of rage,
I pick this prick on stage, grab his neck and lift his face.
"Eedee wait, don't hit me!" claims the faggot while his fist is raised,
"It's Mr. D-G-A-F and there's Menzo, just let us explain!"
But then I give 'em the gift of pain and crunch their faggot necks,
It's insane how I did it without even busting half a sweat.
Blood and faggot flesh floods the floor 'fore we're finished,
Son, let's hit the door, I'm sick of poles, I'm feeling sickened.
I've never dreamed of this - these fucking dick-sucking homo's
Now I find it funny that THEY'RE in fucking choke-holds!
Man that's such a low blow, get it? 'Cause they're on the ground?!
Forget it, that was awful, wow..wanna burn that nonsense down?
Hell yeah, they can't boss us 'round, you got a box of matches?
I'll grab this Vodka classic and make a Molotov so back up!
Alright, toss it at the faggots, time to scorch some homo-sapiens,
Watch 'em turn to ashes, guess that's why they call 'em flamers then.