I spend my life awake sleeping;/
day dreaming, I stay scheming/
looking for a side job that pays decent/
cuz I got my piloting license,
but don't get hired to fly since... I look Arabian/
so I go to sperm banks to donate semen/
and still barely make enough to break even/
and, now, I'm shooting blanks, so my girl thinks I'm always cheating/
I ain't creeping! I'm on the highway laying cement/
But can't tell her I'm working late evenings/
cuz gotta save any spare change in safe keeping/
and the way she spends/
she'll lose it like she does her hairclips, scrunchies, and safety pins/
life never made any sense/
only time I was cool inside of a school was in front of an AC vent/
was a nerd in AP Chem, who used to hate recess/
Cuz only friend I had was under a fake pretense/
make believing---played pretend/
with my imaginary friend/
who said he'd be there till the very end/
but even he wanted to escape me; said "Have a great weekend!"/
and drowned himself in a lake's deep end/
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