Battle #1

[Chilli]

I've started battling friends on Facebook. Feedback would be beautiful.

Your simple syllable dribble is the equivalent to Gribble
A failing bully, dribbling the milk from Mummy's nipple
It's official, you're a thistle, a thorn in my side
The Wolf whistles while three little pigs claw out your eyes
Your simple rhyme scheme defines asinine, make mine seem
Like they were written by Tech N9ne, your mic's green
With envy, now hit me back, provide me with more arsenal
I'll descend on you harder than a Thwomp in Bowser's Castle

(Gribble's a character from an Australian TV series called Around the Twist)