Battle #2

[Chilli]

Second Facebook battle against some friends

The introverted guy reveals his sick, perverted mind
Grabs you by the shirt, begins to spit his perfect rhymes
Come to him with shit to stir, he'll rip your curving spine
Better reach into your skirt and get your purse to buy
Some burn cream for these burns, he sets his words alight
Throws you in the furnace, man, this shit's not worth his time
You're worthless, with no purpose, wit's not fit to hurt a fly
He turns the Earth full circle like the word version of Pi
Third person refers to I, I've got the dirt on you to murder you
Every line I write: instant classic, just like Further, ooooh
My flow is Chemical, this year twelve needs to learn the truth
I'd teach you how to DJ, but the tables just won't turn for you
Scratch that, you're denied, minors need parental guidance
When I rhyme, crowds go wild, your punchlines always met with silence
In hip hop, you fit in less than Meshuggah at a DOOF DOOF
I'll tear your ass to shreds, then feed the scraps to Nugget, WOOF WOOF!

(Further refers to the new Chemical Brothers album. The doof refers to these things held in Australia called bush doofs, basically a massive psytrance/dubstep rave in the bush. Nugget's the nickname of a friend of ours who imitates dogs all the time )