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So, You Want To Know About My Day?

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So, You Want To Know About My Day?

Postby MC Anonymous » Jun 16th, '10, 23:39

Today I had a bad dream, woke up
hit my head against the lowered ceiling, feeling pain from the throat up
Even worse when I got outta bed
I felt my knees buckle, and I smashed the top of my head
against the motherfucking floor boards,
could've swore, heard the floor creak ''good morning''.. vocal cords
started screaming, I was pissed off, frustrated
walked to the bathroom, took a piss and nearly just made it
Since I was tired, fucking aim was off
and I ended up pissing, spraying all the paint on walls
So now I had to clean it up, what the fuck,
took the toilet paper, wiped it down, swiped it now, then had ta touch it up
At this moment of time I was already ''pissed''
I was walking down stairs and had a steady fist
knowing this, went to pour some milk inside a damn bowl
spilled it on my shirt, then I called my god an ASSHOLE

So you wanna know about my day?
I almost motherfuckin' drowned today x4
LMFAO@ Brittney, bitch looking worse than a chupacabra mixed with a broken down coyote. You're disgusting ugly, so ugly in fact, my brain simultaneously exploded while processing how bitterly grotesque you look. I would much rather stick ice picks into the walls of my cranium, then stick my dick into your quagmire of a clitoris. You're what would happen if a sperm whale mated with a Godzilla fish..


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Re: So, You Want To Know About My Day?

Postby Fa-Q » Jun 16th, '10, 23:49

Lol what the fuck?
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Re: So, You Want To Know About My Day?

Postby J Roc » Jun 17th, '10, 01:01

knowing this, went to pour some milk inside a damn bowl
spilled it on my shirt, then I called my god an ASSHOLE


LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Re: So, You Want To Know About My Day?

Postby classthe_king » Jun 17th, '10, 04:51

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
You think your personal attacks make up for what you lack?
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