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How to Rob Part 1

Postby J Roc » Aug 28th, '10, 09:33

I'm almost SICK OF THE NONSENSE But Since RULE wants ta, Heres some TIPS TO GO ROBBIN' /
First realize In a Robbery That LIQUOR IS TOXIC
Cuz When i BUST & JUICE CLIPS You'd have 'TROUBLE SHOOTING' Like INTERNET PROBLEMS !!!!/
Find a DUDE ON THE STREEET u think is MOVING THE KEYS /
Hit His House Up When He USUALLLY LEAVES Then Find His Stash in his ROOM IN HIS JEANS,
Take His FOOD & TV, Put it in ur CRUISE, ON THE SEAT & Make ROOM FOR THE SCREEN
And Anything Else Valuable, Become a JEWELERY THEIF !!!!!/
So Much ICE TO GAIN Since LIFES A 'GAME' It's Like USING A CHEAT !!!!!/
Doin JAIL TIME for a FAILED CRIME? You Didn't DO IT WITH ME! /
hit the PARK LOTS WHEN it's DARK CALLIN', Cuzz My Favorite Robbery Is CAR HOPPIN' /
Open The Door Is the FIRST U DID, Get a FlashLight Then SEARCH HIS WHIP
If He Comes out, MURDER HIM ... Then go in his house since ur a BURGLER , BITCH
then HIDE THE BODY inSIDE HIS HALLWAY And Let Him BURN TO DEATH
Remember : Just Cuzz u Live in the same town dont mean u HEARD OF HIM ;)

Im On Ecstacy, I Seee Like a CARTOON
And If U Still Neeed Help then imma Make a PART 2

lol Realllly tho POP PILLS!
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Re: How to Rob Part 1

Postby BigBangBazinga » Aug 28th, '10, 10:42

Man, I want to be like you when I grow up.
I'ma be BALLIN UNCONTROLLABLY

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we stans listen to Eminem like 12 hrs or when ever our eyes are open. :coffee:
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Re: How to Rob Part 1

Postby J Roc » Aug 28th, '10, 10:45

Reallly Cuz I Wannna Be Like You When i Grow Up ;)
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Re: How to Rob Part 1

Postby ThomasJ » Aug 28th, '10, 12:15

I wanna be like me when I grow up \:D/




























































This was funny,I want part 2
...The mortician of love, sent from above
Forced entry, the more wenchy, the more stingy I become
Been doing this for more than a quarter century, I'm just numb...
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Re: How to Rob Part 1

Postby Yah-hah » Aug 28th, '10, 19:01

That was kinda back to the old Roc man, was dope. The multis were fresh had a few punches and shit was just funny man. Great joint put some more out
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"Red hand I use to reach deep in my dark quiver,
Arrow so big the fuckin bones in ya arm splinter
Fuckin crazy I'll stick my hand throgh ya hearts center,
With sharp scissors the words Native Pride gets carved in her,
"-Yah-hah

Trimss wrote:Your dog is cute, your tattoo fucking rocks, you can fight and your baby have a big dick.
Your life is cool bro lol :y:


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