THC Presents : Hip Hop 101 (Study this!)

[J Roc]

Hooookkaaayyyy .... THC here , to teach ya'll the basics (Cuz were cocky like dat)

Lets start with Multie sylllable rhymin techniques.

What In The Fuck Is Dat Yo???? ... welll imma telll you

Its Rhyming more Than One Syllable at a time ...so wait what do u mean by that?

ETHER and WEINER .. could be a multie. but the most effective way use is using more than one word

Example : PORNO FLESH ....... ORAL SEX

both words rhyme.

Holll on that seems hard to learn how to do

Well heres a tip .... Try getting a multiple syllable word ... and trying to find words to rhyme with the full word

example : HEAVYWEIGHT ... SEX TODAY

or

PROBABLY ........... TALK TO ME

Sometimes , u can have multiple multie schemes at one time.

I hope that helps. Next , Punchlines

Ohhh so were gonna be telling jokes? ... You could, A punchline is a joke, personal, simile, metaphore ,wordplay, or nameplay

JOKE : Try to make it funny for the readers in any way you can. it helps alot
PERSONAL : use something u know is true against the other person(s) .... Make it sting too
Simile : A Comparison Using the words like or as. Ex: You'lll "Burn Up Inside" Like Earths Core
Metaphore : A Comparison NOT using the words like or as. ex : The Baby Is The Devil. Pffft lmao
Wordplay : a play on words. something that can mean more than 1 thing.

Example : He Carry the TECH? NO! he was just bumping some music (Tech? No! = Techno)
Nameplay : What a wordplay is, but using a name.ex/ ROC BANNED? it was Guitar games. (Rock band)

Next ...... Structure.

So were building houses now are we? Nawww son quiet down and let the teacher do his job. it's about the length of your lines.

We'll learn about FLOW here too.

All the lengths of the lines should be around the same. Or Usuallly (Unless u have something like my style) it'll eff the flow up.

try to have the same syllables between each rhyme , so it flows smooothly.






That brings today's lecture to an end, children. you are all excused from class now.


THC!

[J Roc]

Naww i forgot to add the part about not being british. u should work on that a bit more aha

[J Roc]

Lmao!

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Rope Broke Like The Rubber Did,
Had Another Kid,
And Cover Ribs In Jizz,
Of Your Misues
I Got Tissues Tho,
Cause you got Issues Bro,
Im Lauching Missle Toe
Above Me And Your Sister ( HOE!)



Well im so bored LOL.

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