SPEEDY wrote:Here's a few of mine;
"Am I white? Last time I checked I was, I guess. I looked in the mirror this morning and was combing my hair and I said, 'wow, I'm sure white today!'"
"Never take ecstasy, beer, Bacardi, weed, Pepto Bismol, Vivarin, Tums, Tagamet HB, Xanax and valium in the same day. It makes it difficult to sleep at night"
"Put this in bold print: I have big nuts. Huge nuts. Elephantitis of the balls, that's what I have"
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