50 Cent Dispenses Sage Advice

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50 Cent Dispenses Sage Advice

50 Cent recently talked to Britain's Loaded magazine, revealing that his top-secret way of getting into multiple ladies' pants is more easily performed in jolly Old England: "England's drinking laws are definitely going to cause more threesomes and if you're out that late, you gotta feed the girl the champagne. They love that stuff."

It's funny cause my rules of seduction for the opposite sex are pretty much just as intricate and less-than-obvious:

Boobies. Do everything you can to showcase them because boys like them. They also like long hair.

50 Cent also had this to add, "Everyone should use a condom, because more drinking will also cause more baby population." Why this man isn't doing PSA's or speaking at middle schools for sex education seminars is completely beyond me.

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[AspirinE]

I think 50 is secretely captain obvious.

Boobies. Do everything you can to showcase them because boys like them. They also like long hair.

50 Cent also had this to add, "Everyone should use a condom, because more drinking will also cause more baby population."

yup yup he definately is

[yoshi]

^^^


damn u Asp, u worked him out..

[katastrophe]

thats some funny shit

[Coccoa]

With homosexuality between males and females on the increase, it's good to have someone to tell to young girls to "show titties" and "suck dick".

[autotooner]

I think 50 is secretely captain obvious.

Boobies. Do everything you can to showcase them because boys like them. They also like long hair.

50 Cent also had this to add, "Everyone should use a condom, because more drinking will also cause more baby population."

yup yup he definately is

LMAO!