Uhhhhh... So... Touchdown. What an interesting verse. He's speaking in a drunk slur, pretending to be from the south, doing an awful little boy accent during the end of the verse, and his part of the chorus doesn't even sound like words. His mention of "candy-paint" is a reminder of the abomination of an unfinished song, "Ballin' Uncontrollably" even though the song wasn't released then.
So, terrible verse, discuss.