Python Reviews - Encore

[python]

So Python is a cool mofo, so you want to see him take on a terrible album, right? I know you do, so I will do it. Let's start this shit right. I will show no mercy, even if Eminem was a crazy drug addict while recording it.

Curtains Up (skit) - I don't know, it's a skit for fucks sake.

Evil Deeds - Oh god, Eminem, what are you doing? Repeating the same three words because you were too busy buttfucking your drug addiction to think of something, does not classify as good writing. I don't know, and for such a "chilling" and "heartfelt" song as I've heard it described, it doesn't seem to have many emotions. It has two, Bland Monotone™, and Fast Monotone™. And "tush mull bish"? Really? That's what some of you think is good writing? How the HELL do people like this song, let alone classify it as good? Also, you said "predominantly" six times, and slightly rhymed "ly" twice time. WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS SONG EXIST? Also, the third verse is mediocre. 1/5

Never Enough - *gasp* Eminem NOT DRUGGED UP? This is rare for this album! And an actual good song? That's just unheard of! And it's a collab with Nate Dogg, one of MY favorite rappers? Damn, this is a shame, this doesn't belong on Encore! This would be out of place, in my opinion, still great. I don't got many complaints, besides I'd rather take 50 off, and just have it be an Eminem song with Nate Dogg on the chorus. 4/5

Yellow Brick Road It's slurred Eminem quickly telling us his life story, with some random audio-clip of some guy talking about stuff that I intentionally forgot, then Marshall burps. Wat. Even though it kinda just feels like him assuring people he isn't racist, it's a solid song. Though I DO hate the second verse, which is just "DAAADADADAADAAAA" on a loop. Again, it's solid. 3/5

Like Toy Soldiers - Eminem could've made a drunked slurred song saying "JA RULE AND CANIBUS ARE EVIL INSECURE MEANIES AND I'M BETTER THAN THEM", but he took the more mature route, the YBR route. He did a perfect job going back and explaining the beefs. The hook is fantastic, and gives off a sense of hope, despite the fact that so many people died because of beefs, and shit. Goddamn. This song is perfect. 5/5

The Lesser Version of White America - Yeah, I don't like this song. He sounds good on the chorus, but on the verses, he sounds slurred as hell. It's just him yelling about shit. Didn't he do this TWICE? And much better? OH YEAH, HE DID. In WE AS AMERICANS AND WHITE AMERICA, in fact. And in those songs, he didn't just straight out just talk about "FUCK AMERICA MOSH MOSH MOSH MOSH NOW". 2/5

Puke - Yay! Eminem fucking throwing up into a toilet! Clever! We could've had "Love You More", but thank god we had Eminem singing about how he throws up every time thinks about his exwife! And oh my fucking god, you're a grown-ass man. Stop making puke jokes. And his singing is atrocious! Hailie's Song was a cry for help, so his singing felt genuine. Here? He's singing "I HOPE YOU DIE YOU DIE DIEIEIEIEIEIEEIEIEIEIEIEEIEIEIEIEEIEIEIE BOOHOOHOOOHOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHKKKKKK PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE". I mean... Good god. He's just buttfucking the melody. And then he vomits again, yay!!! Fuck you. And he samples shit, yay. 0/5

My First Single - BEEEP BEEP CLACK CLAKKKK Here he goes again. If not for reading a lyrics sheet while listening (yes I am doing this live), I would never understand this song. I could make out "shady is tha label aftermath is tha stable that horses comeouta erra were bota sturra sum shit thik as butterworth milk serrap". The rest I have to listen closely to, not because his flow is so awesome, but because his words just blend into each-other. Yay, more shit about Christopher Reeves, and a bad immitation of him! Don't even mention The Eminem Show here, you dick. More atrocious singing. You're not Australian. Also, still talking about your racist tape? Hmm, it's almost like you're beating into our systems that you were a kid, which we know.

Oh, Erra Erra Eric woke up next to his best friend because he took generic sleeping pills. Oh. Oh, okay. Oh well. At least he didn't take sleeping pills and record My 1st Single. Oh yay, you couldn't think of a line, so you just went back and reworded another part of the verse. You suck dick. And you're a 32 year old man singing about how if you don't like his music, then you should go suck a dick. And then he says you should give a chicken a handjob. Oh. Oh, okay. -Infinity/5

Paul (skit) - I don't care.

Rain Man - It's drugged up Eminem talking about a movie he likes while only loosely referencing it sometimes, how he loves Christopher Reeve but now hates him, randomly using a hillbilly preacher voice, singing about "laisbeians in behd", and "putt putt" "butt butt".... and I like this song. Yeah. I said that. I guess I have a soft-spot for funny songs that aren't trying way to hard. The beat and chorus is arguably the best on the album. "I FORGOT MY NAMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEE" is way better than "FOR I KNOW NOT WHAT I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and "YOU MAKE ME FUCKIN SICK TO MY STOMACH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO". Also, for the first time on this album, he makes fun of something Shady would make fun of, Jessica Simpson. Whoa. 4/5

Big Weenie - NO MERCY, NO MERCY, I SAID NO MERCY. Oh my god! What is EMINEM doing?! He just made a song about not wanting to beef anymore, and he made a song that says Ja Rule is a meanie weenie? Is he 5, or does he just act like it? I don't CARE if this is trying to be funny, or so catchy you forget it's stupid, because it's NOT funny, and NOT catchy! How can you jam to "YOOOU'RE JUST REALLY JEALOUS OF MEEEEEEE CAUSE I'M WHAT YOU WANNA BEEEEEE"? Give me a tutor-No wait don't do that. He is pretty awesome on parts of the second verse, but then he starts talking about frogs and sunglasses and I facepalm. You were so awesome, now you're just saying "WOW JA RULE YOU LOOK LIKE A FROG!!!". I don't care how ugly and moronicJa Rule is, make some valid points about him. It's like Soulja Boy talking about Ice-T sucking, but all he does is saying "WOW THIS GUY IS OLLLLD". 0/5

Em Calls Paul - Okay, this isn't funny, skip.

Just Lose Everything That Made You A Great Rappe- I Mean Just Lose It - Slurred Eminem tells us to just lose it because apparently, you didn't know this, MJ was accused of molesting kids and Peewee Herman jacked off in a porno theater. And then he does his famous "AUGHAUGHAUGHAUGHAUGH" that totally wasn't a terrible impression. Don't incorporate my childhood into your shitty pop song. This isn't ironic or funny, like Big Weenie. It's catchy, yeah, but the beat sucks too. And then he incorporates Superman into it. And then he shits on 8 Mile. Right now, the only purpose this song serves is making We Made You look worse than it already is. I was going to vote this a 1/5, but then I realized that this was the first song he's released since The Eminem Show, the album that gave him even more of a personality, the album that revealed him as someone who's persona wasn't all about him, so I'm giving this a 100% fair, 0/5

I will finish this tommorow, because I'm sick of these beats. Goodbye for now.

[viJilance]

Lol good review! I honestly hate this album, I thought Yellow Brick Road was sick, One Shot 2 Shot is hilarious & Encore/Curtains Down was meh. I want my money back!

[Dante]

EminemInsider did it better. Way better.

[python]

What? He hated every last detail about the album, and didn't go into as much detail about the songs.

[NotFinished]

What? He hated every last detail about the album, and didn't go into as much detail about the songs.

agreed. Python keeps it real

[tadpole25]

The Good
Love You More, Yellow Brick Road, Mosh, Like Toy Soldiers, We As Americans, Mockingbird

The Alright
Never Enough, Crazy In Love, Ricky Ticky Toc, Evil Deeds, Just Lose It

The Bad
Spend Some Time (the guests), Ass Like That, Rain Man, My First Single (catchy as fuck though)

The Ugly
Big Weenie (awful), Encore (generic), One Shot Two Shot (weak all around)

[python]

This entire album feels empty, it has this dark feeling, like Eminem is talking to his imaginary friends. Puke is intended to be a big sing-a-long, but it comes off as a gritty song that Eminem's cutting himself while singing.

[Squiggles123]

I agree with pretty much all of this review, I also have a soft spot for Rain Man. I'd give Just Lose It a bit more then 0 though, more fore nostalgic reasons though. I was a kid and enjoyed that song but it is pretty bad.

[python]

IT BEGINS, AGAIN. This review, I believe, was so great, I wanted to post it before I post the rest.

Ass Like That - Eminem tries to emulate Sir-Mix-A-Lot in terms of cheeky songs about the ass, but fails by whipping out his Triumph the Insult Comic Dog impersonation which sounds more like Arnold Schwarzenegger with a stick up his ass. Why does he sound normal on the chorus, but in the verses, he sounds like a retarded German asshole? And the first thing he does is talk about being arrested, not until he's finished pissing? How the fuck does this relate to asses? Now he's acting like he's Chinese? Triumph isn't Chinese... I keed, he's just being "funny"! Goddamn, the first verse is damn short, maybe he couldn't think of anymore fast accent puppet jokes to make. AND DEAR GOD, EMINEM, DON'T CALL YOUR DICK "PEE PEE", YOU'RE ACTING LIKE YOU'RE FUCKING 5. And Beavis and Butthead did "DOING DOING DOING" better. "Simpson" and "temptin'" is a respectable rhyme, however, I will give him that.

Mary-Kate and Ashley, hmmmmm... Okay, you have some obsession with old 90's nostalgia? Pee-Wee Herman (TWICE), Madonna, Micheal Jackson (THREE TIMES), Beavis and Butthead, and now Mary-Kate and Ashley? Man, you ran out of things to talk about? So far, the only recent pop-stars you've made fun of are Jessica Simpson, and her husband. Oh, scratch that, Britney Spears, the easy one you could've picked to talk about. Hilary Duff too, huh... He also makes such awesome rhymes such as GoGo, bozo, JoJo Ladies and gentlemen, the man who brought you LOSE YOURSELF, has a new hit album, and these are the rhymes he has thought of, wrote down, recorded, and added to his new studio album!! And Janet Jackson, hmmm... okay, you earned that, but you just lost it by saying "I THEENK I JUST SAW AYE TEEEEET". "Pee pee on me please!!" is just so Eminem of him to say! Fuck Marshall, and fuck this song. One last thing, Dr. Dre would record his own lines for this abomination to the ears, but for whatever reason, wouldn't go near Rain Man. Something isn't right here... -Infinity/5

And the music video? Goddamn, those puppets are terrible. Also, Eminem looks like a special ed student.

[Eedee]

I pooped myself.

[sbolli1]

If releasing shit like Ass Like That after three classic albums, a hit movie, Lose Yourself, etc. doesn't prove the effect drugs can have on you, I don't even want to know.

[python]

Spend Some Time - Ah, another song about love, except with extra people to help him express his hatred for his failed relationships It begins with him singing his basic "fuck off" message to the ladies. His singing in the beginning is better than Puke, but still sounds forced, and like a 70's melodramatic melody. He's just singing along with the melody, also, just like in Puke. The beat isn't anything special, it's just some slow clacks, and piano. The first verse by Obie Trice is nothing special, but it's not bad or anything. And the chorus? It's muffled, awkward, and the voice is sort of annoying. Here goes Eminem, with his normal voice, giving actually good lines. This must've been from Eminem's non-drugged up stage. He sounds bored, however, and I know he was intended to sound sad, but it just comes off as bland monotone. He references Love You More, I think. "And the more ruder you got/the more beautiful you got to me". Em's verse is very good, and a step up from "PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuUUUuuuUUUUUUuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE!!!!" Here comes the godawful chorus, cutesy bitch. Stat and 50's bland verses are jammed into eachother, and 50 doesn't even have an ex, so he sings about Em's instead. For an okay verse, a good verse, and two bad verses. This gets a 3.5/5

Mockingbird - Ah, a beat that is as bland as Spend Some Time's. And Eminem talking over the beat, to his daughters. Almost like, this is going to be another song about his daughter. Yeah, you did this once, it was called "Hailie's Song", and you did it perfectly there. We have him blandly half-singing with a slurred voice. The life that he never had? Always being away at tour shows? Almost never being with them? How does that work out? Is he trying to imply that that's good? But anyways, we got the return of his Fast Monotone™, except with more blandness. Good god, this is boring. He wants to make a song for his daughters, but it comes off as "dawwww, daddy wub wubs you sweetyzz!!!" He don't see them being together again? Well, that's ironic, as they did in 2006. lol. OH NO, HE'S SINGING AGAIN. THIS TIME AT THE SAME LEVEL AS PUKE. It almost sounds like he's dialing the accent from Ass Like That. "STIFFIN UP THAT UPPA LIP LEDDEH" "HOULJA". This song isn't doing anything spectacular, besides clarifying that he was broke in 1996-1997, which was pretty much clarified in "Rock Bottom". He has some good rhymes, but not a good voice, or anything else, for that matter. For a second, he gets distracted by a chair, mmhmm, because he likes the sound of it. Then he tries to add a "badass twist" to the Mockingbird rhyme. It's kind of forced, and stupid, and ridiculous... Just because you're a hardcore rapper, that doesn't mean that you have to be badass in every song. HuhHuh!! 2/5

Crazy In Love - Another song about love, and still not as amazing as Love You More. Ugh, so some mediocre sample which is just sort of out of place for an Eminem song. He made the beat so loud that I can't even understand what the woman is saying besides "LET ME GO CRAZY ON YOU", and she's fucking yelling. Then here comes drugged up slurred Eminem starting off the first verse. "lunatic" and "sick" is not a good rhyme, because he just rhymes the last part of it. Who is he singing about? Tonya? Kim? You should've put this in a better spot, because you just blew them both off in the previous songs. He's going way too fast, and yes I know, Eminem rapping fast is always awesome, but basically, slurred Eminem blends each word together too much, and rapping fast makes it sound odd. It sounds like he said "marry his own mother" and I don't think that was said. Oh... Wait. It is?! Fuck you Eminem. It's Love You More, basically, except with that "radical fast action" twist. There isn't much to discuss here, except the fact that he did three songs on this album (counting LYM) about love. Both Em songs were better than this. I don't even think he's rapping, he's just singing along with the melody. "LITULLLLLLLLLL GURLS". His singing is good, however, so that's a plus. And what a short chorus. And two verses? Couldn't think of anymore to say? Perhaps you should've took it slow, so more could spill into a verse. 2/5 for the great beat and singing.

One Shot 2 Shot - AAAAAHHHH!!! FUCK!!! EMINEM, WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!!?!?!? "WUN SHOT TWO SHOT ALLIHEER IS GUNSHOTS THIS IS WHERE DA FUN STOPS!!!" Dear god, your voice is fucked and you sing along with a jacked beat that sounds like it belongs in a children's movie? It's clear Bizarre is just dumbing himself here, because he's rhyming "club" with "gun", "wife" with "life", "comin" with "runnin", and what a shame, because his voice is fantastic. Kuniva is good, but it still feels like he's trying to dumb himself down, possibly to make Eminem feel better about his limited skills on this album. Eminem's verse is the worst, and sadly, the longest. Also, some other guy appears at the end, I don't care, let's get to the end of this show. Eminem had his party song, so hopefully, the next song won't be a party song! 1/5

Final Thought (skit) - WALK WALK TALK TALK GO AWAY DUMBASS.

Encore Another party song, huh? And Eminem is still singing? Come on, you know you're barely good at it, so why do it? Oh yeah, a club banga. You know, a few years later, you had another club banga, and based on my memory, it was a shitty verse with a shitty rapper. Ohhhhh, the iiironnny. Dr. Dre's verse, is pretty good. Then Em's singing chorus. "GOODBYYYyyyYYYYEEE" Oh god, Em... Don't. "CRUNK CRUNK CRUNK" is not a respectable demand, you make them get crunked, don't tell them to. Wow, Em doesn't lead well into the chorus after his verse, he's doing all this loud yelling, then he quickly goes slow and soft in the middle of his sentence. Sorry, I don't have much to say about this song. Generally, it's a fun song, and the lyrics don't bother me. Good song. 4.5/5

Curtains Down (skit) - Almost 10 years later, no Detox. Also, Eminem attempts to kill off Slim Shady or something, I don't care.

This album is a solid 4/10

Nine songs I've rated lower than a 3, and that's not good. For Eminem, I should be kissing his ass, not insulting his writing constantly. Ugh, I'm tired. Goodnight, we will meet again for my "Tha Carter III" review!

[Trimss]

I'd rather listen to any boys band remixed with metalcore while watching a gay porn involving midgets and gingers than have to hear My 1st single ever again.

[CanadaPure]

I'd rather listen to any boys band remixed with metalcore while watching a gay porn involving midgets and gingers than have to hear My 1st single ever again.

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