Greatest opening bars of all time?

[classthe_king]

Im js foreal tho em has mentioned many times he had writtens. Everyone who raps does

they didn't use to…that just became popular in the thesaurus and ill maculate era of battle rap

[shadyblogger]

Ah leave it to Class to discredit Lose Yourself.

Dude's in a whole hipster class of his own.

Lol

[DetroitSkills]

Im js foreal tho em has mentioned many times he had writtens. Everyone who raps does

they didn't use to…that just became popular in the thesaurus and ill maculate era of battle rap

ehhh

[shadyblogger]

GOAT thread idea tbh

[Ku53v]

"Naked in the bathtub, sitting on the porcelain..."

That shit's powerful m8. here are a couple more:

"Woke up, got up near eleven o'clock"

"She caught the bus at 5.06"

and my personal favorite

"Dear Jacob: "

[CrashBand]

right..

so u'r saying i shoulda posted the next line, or next few lines as well?

as that's not good lyrics on its own?

[SliK]

"Am I looking for the one, or am I looking for the one night
Do I wanna get some, or do i just wanna get someone that my mum likes?

this one is really really good though other than him saying mum

y dont u like the mum part?

Because he says mOm

[Elision]

i'm probably less of a hipster than most people on this site but you're such an idiot that you're brain can't comprehend that

also

you're such an idiot that you're brain can't comprehend

[CrashBand]

[CrashBand]

Because he says mOm

yea, i wasn't sure if he was being facetious about the use of 'mum' as opposed to 'mom' or had a serious complaint of the use of 'mum/mom'

[classthe_king]

But I went out of my way to type more characters and I obviously don't think that's the right word there I just wasn't paying attention. I guess someone as stupid as you needs to take any W they can tho

[Despicable]

I saw some really great ones posted here but i forgot all about Lose Yourself until someone posted it on page 5.
Best opening bars in my opinion.

[DƎRDYPK]

I sit back with this pack of Zig Zags...

Shame that songs on such a dusty album doe :/
ose Yourself what?

[Elision]

no no i wasn't correcting his grammar i was laughing at the irony of him using the wrong word while calling someone else stupid. and you know that. though you suck class' dick so much that i don't even think he likes it any more, but my conspiratard side says you're both the same person because if you were to delete all of the "support-class'-opinion-on-X" posts your post count would cut in half.

I guess someone as stupid as you needs to take any W they can

[classthe_king]

The irony is minuscule at best.

If I was calling him out for having poor grammar and then made the mistake you would have an argument