Hi! My name is... (what?) My name is... (who?)
My name is... [scratches] The Keeper
Hi! My name is... (huh?) My name is... (what?)
My name is... [scratches] The Keeper
Hi! My name is... (what?) My name is... (who?)
My name is... [scratches] The Keeper
Hi! My name is... (huh?) My name is... (what?)
My name is... [scratches] The Keeper
Ahem... excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the forum for one second?
Hi stans! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
Sign up and get fucked up worse than I am? (Huh?)
My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight
Somehow can't figure out what name I want to use here (Ummmm...)
And Eminem said, "The Keeper you so lazy!"
Uh-uhhh! "So why's your pants on the ground? Man you lazy!"
Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
in my mind so hard I fucked her in the asshole
I smoke a fat pound of trees and fall on my ass
Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
C'mere slut! (Keeper, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)
I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off!