Preaching The Fuck

by **r0x0r b0x0r** » Mar 8th, '06, 07:42

My name is Atom. . . .I am a preacher who travels the net, always looking for a place to spread my gospel. I usually do not stay for long, although I do check on the seeds I plant fairly often. Sometimes I don't get any results, but if I can reach one person my job is done.

I preach the gospel of the fuck. It is a harsh truth I tell.
In a nutshell, let me say this, I hate bitches. As far as I am concerned, the only things women are good for are working to keep our economy going, and fucking. There, that being said right up front so any bitches who can't take the truth can get the fuck out of this post, as well as any fucking queers that may wander in here, I can get down to starting to spread my filth to those of you with the balls to remain. All cunts out? Okay then. . . .
You may have noticed that unlike most of the other fuckheads on this and most other forums you may frequent, I generally do not post like I have ADD. (this sux roflmao!, being a perfect example) I have some shit to say and I will say it my fucking way.
Please allow me to start my stay on this forum, however long it may be by directing you to my journal or "blog" for those who only speak internet ebonics. I do this as a favor to you here. I am so fucking long-winded that I am quite sure you do not want me to go over everything.
http://miserableconfessions.blogspot.com
Once you have stopped clawing at your eyes, read the post dated 9/14, don't worry, the madness will pass.
What I have given you is a way to pretty much get laid. No cost. Give me some fucking credit. It is justice I am after. I have placed into your hands the best scam ever created to get pussy, and it has worked for me over 100 times now

Now some of you are laughing at my loser ass and my long fucking post.
"I don't need YOUR fucking scam to get laid. . . .I'm a studly manly-man and the ladies love my cock." Will you kindly step the fuck out of my post?
This is not for you. This is for the guy whose grandma gets laid more than him. This shit I preach is for the losers, of which I freely admit I am one. I am here to find the lamest among you to help me in my quest to bring justice to the fucking bitches of the world. Then some faggot will complain and I will have to move on. I am like Moses. . . .I will lead you fucking losers to the promised land of pussy.

Introductions are done, any questions?

by **$0 R3@L** » Mar 8th, '06, 07:45

do you wear the cool suit liek they got in sister act????

by **$0 R3@L** » Mar 8th, '06, 07:48

This is for the guy whose grandma gets laid more than him.

did you buy tr's autobiography too???

by **$0 R3@L** » Mar 8th, '06, 07:54

i found a pic of this dude on his site

by **$0 R3@L** » Mar 8th, '06, 07:58

I will lead you fucking losers to the promised land of pussy.

yeh ive been there.....we got our pet cat from there.

by **$0 R3@L** » Mar 8th, '06, 08:02

I have placed into your hands the best scam ever created to get pussy

a tin of cat food????

man i got so many questions.

All hail the weird random dude :worship:

by **r0x0r b0x0r** » Mar 8th, '06, 08:34

do you wear the cool suit liek they got in sister act????

No

yes... i have many... like... can u summarise all that ^^^ that u wrote in like say ... not a whole pg

What?

did you buy tr's autobiography too???

Who?

OOOoooH!!! SNAP!!! oh man!! run i smell poooh!!!!!!

What?

i found a pic of this dude on his site

Not me

yeh ive been there.....we got our pet cat from there.
so that where cats come from!!!!
A tin of cat food????
All hail the weird random dude

Nonsense.

Man i got so many questions.

Ask away.

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