a friend of mine told me this recently in msn when they were talking about a similar thing,like dumbest thing u done or somfin,i thought it was pretty funny
mine is in the gym doing squats and my mate was on the stair master watching me, so i was loading up the bar and this big guy was working out alone and was careful to not get in his way.
well i wasnt watyching him too good and he started doing db curls behind me, I had no Idea he was there, I grab the bar I lifted it to my shoulders stepped back and tried to press it, well as I pushed the weight up I farted really loud I laughed and lowered the weight, my freind started laughing really loud I just assumed it was from the fart,
so I tried to push the weight up again and ended up farting again, I look over and my freind is laughing so hard he had to get off the stair master, I got mad thinking he was laughing at me so I tried even harder to push the weight up and again launched a gas attack, I just dropped the weight to the floor, my friend almost wet his pants,
I walked over and was like " the fart wasnt that funny " and when he did catch his breath he told me that when I lifted the weight and stept back the guys face was about a foot from my ass, the first fart pissed him off, the second one put him close to the edge and after the third one he just collected his stuff and left.
lmao