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[CanadaPure]

Hoser?

Get the fuck out of here you Canadian piece of shit. I bet you spell color with a fucking "u", don't you? Yeah, you do. You worthless piece of Canadian life. North America doesn't need your Universal Healthcare, nor do we care for your high standard of life and world literacy.

Either become the great American state of North Michigan, or get the fuck off our continent!

PS: Kiss all of the European ass you want. At the end of the day, you fucks call it "soccer" too, and that means you will never be accepted. We have queens here too, bitch, but ours don't live in a palace, and most of them die of AIDS.

Bitch please, I'll take my 19 drinking age and get so drunk that I pass out. Then I'll go to the fucking hospital, and get a new god damn liver for free. Then I'll fucking whip out my massive Canadian meat-rod and helicopter myself to your house. I will then take you back to Canada with me, and show you all the beautiful wild-life.

Then when you decide that Canada is nice, I'll take you to British Columbia, my homeland, and we will smoke the best weed in the world together.

First round's on me, Being polite up in this bitch.

[AbramIsaac]

[Kez]

You seem like the kinda guy who lives in the middle of the woods and nobody ever goes to his house, and I mean that in the most complimentary way possible because I laughed.

[CanadaPure]

You seem like the kinda guy who lives in the middle of the woods and nobody ever goes to his house, and I mean that in the most complimentary way possible because I laughed.

I would prefer that over this University dorm to be honest with you. Much more time to have a wank.

[AbramIsaac]

Fewer people to wank with though, tbh.

And it's called jacking off. Jesus.

[CanadaPure]

Fewer people to wank with though, tbh.

And it's called jacking off. Jesus.

Jacking off makes it sound like I don't have a small penis though. Wank is cuter.

[AbramIsaac]

Touche'.

[dR3]

You should definitely record a video of you doing different English and American accents.

[EminemBase]

You seem like the kinda guy who lives in the middle of the woods and nobody ever goes to his house, and I mean that in the most complimentary way possible because I laughed.

[Eedee]

I'm hungry now.

[rapaddict92]