Describe your ideal woman (or man...)... -_-

by **Trimss** » Jun 3rd, '13, 17:20

SajN wrote:Trimss.

the real slim shady wrote:
Yeah, i cant just send pics of my dick to get girls to laugh like you do.

You would need to have girls numbers on your phone to do that.

by **PAINKILLƎR** » Jun 3rd, '13, 17:21

I want a bitch that look good and cook good
Cinderella fancy, but she still look hood
Butt naked in the kitchen flipping pancakes
Plus she tricking from the dough that her man makes
We got our own handshake
Her titties ain’t fake
Fucking in the car cause we just can’t wait to get home
Early in the morn’ getting stoned
Pretty with her eyes low, runny by Bible
The type of bitch that BIG said he would die for
Is the type that I would rather stay alive for
Tatts on her back, looking all tribal
She know shoes like she know survival
Well put together, she weathers the storm
Seen her brother die so forever she’s strong
Hear Beyonce’s song and she gotta perform
Whether fucking or fighting: we getting it on!

by **the real slim shady** » Jun 3rd, '13, 17:22

Trimss wrote:
the real slim shady wrote:
Yeah, i cant just send pics of my dick to get girls to laugh like you do.

You would need to have girls numbers on your phone to do that.

Funny you should say that

because

I have several. I even texted one of them once.

by **SajN** » Jun 3rd, '13, 17:23

PAINKILLƎR wrote:I want a bitch that look good and cook good

"There's no such thing; like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans."

Eminem said that, so you know it's true.

by **PAINKILLƎR** » Jun 3rd, '13, 17:25

He just said that to rhyme.

by **the real slim shady** » Jun 3rd, '13, 17:30

PAINKILLƎR wrote:He just said that to rhyme.

Are you trying to say that not everything in Eminem's music is factual?

by **PAINKILLƎR** » Jun 3rd, '13, 18:16

the real slim shady wrote:
PAINKILLƎR wrote:He just said that to rhyme.

Are you trying to say that not everything in Eminem's music is factual?

Bitch I wasn't talking to you

by **Trimss** » Jun 3rd, '13, 18:40

the real slim shady wrote:Funny you should say that

because

I have several. I even texted one of them once.

by **CanadaPure** » Jun 3rd, '13, 18:41

Well rounded ass (most important feature) One than I can just sink my fingers into, and pick her up by. Yes I want to pick a girl up by grabbing her ass and literally lifting her up. I wanna see that shit bouncing against my pelvis when I'm ramming her doggy style. I wanna spread that shit, and smother my face between her crack. I wanna shove my tongue deep inside her asshole, and just clamp my face repeatedly with those cheeks. I wanna spank that shit so hard I hear a fuckin firecracker go off.

by **IBasicallyRage** » Jun 3rd, '13, 20:07

CanadaPure wrote:
Well rounded ass (most important feature) One than I can just sink my fingers into, and pick her up by. Yes I want to pick a girl up by grabbing her ass and literally lifting her up. I wanna see that shit bouncing against my pelvis when I'm ramming her doggy style. I wanna spread that shit, and smother my face between her crack. I wanna shove my tongue deep inside her asshole, and just clamp my face repeatedly with those cheeks. I wanna spank that shit so hard I hear a fuckin firecracker go off.

by **IBasicallyRage** » Jun 3rd, '13, 20:10

the real slim shady wrote:
IBasicallyRage wrote:And I connect to her many other ways so its fine.

Not at 15 you dont. Legally anyway.

..............Connecting...to her...body.

by **Guess_Who** » Jun 3rd, '13, 21:24

@trss, different tastes are hard to deal in a relation. I can't imagine me dating a Rihanna or Lady Gaga fan. If the guy/ girl is great I guess you can make an exception. But the differences will always be there. Wouldn't be so terrible if the differences are in a complementary way. But if it is radically different it's hard to make it work.

@charlotte, my boyfriend doesn't like Eminem. He used to stand him. He liked a couple of songs, etc. Well, now he hates him

. So I just don't talk about Eminem with him. We both love rock music. So we have things in common. But believe me, if a guy doesn't like Eminem, you can't force him to like it...at least not during many time...

by **viJilance** » Jun 3rd, '13, 21:55

BigBoss wrote:Am I one of the few people who doesn't mind what's being played in the car? When I'm driving I can listen to anything, but on my own headphones I only listen to rap and some Johnny Cash

Anything but radio music, then i fucking get mad.

by **viJilance** » Jun 3rd, '13, 22:07

Hesky wrote:This thread makes me want to vomit.

xvid-teen_schoolgirls_team_puking_on_maximillon

by **IBasicallyRage** » Jun 3rd, '13, 22:16

Hesky wrote:This thread makes me want to vomit.

How's it going Hesky?

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