Watch Me Make My Beautiful Egg, Ham and Cheese (Toasted)...

[EminemBase]

Sammich!, with onions.

I made this sandwich earlier, very nice! I recorded myself doing some of it, with stupid voices, for the absolute sake of it and because I'm a stupid asshole.

[12characters]

The "(Toasted)" part is what brought me here.

[Elision]

[CrashBand]

*golf clap*

[ImANoob]

what did i just watch?

[LIL_B]

stop doing drugs tbh

[BigBoss]

Where be da syrup at faggot

[EminemBase]

stop doing drugs tbh

I actually wasn't high there, for once. Lovely sammich.

[UofLCard]

You are a gifted filmographer.

[CanadaPure]

Why the fuck did you cut the ham like that? You cut it to the shape of the bread so you get a glorious mouthful of ham every. god. damn. time. Do you understand?

DO YOU?

[12characters]

I love this guy ^

[EminemBase]

Why the fuck did you cut the ham like that? You cut it to the shape of the bread so you get a glorious mouthful of ham every. god. damn. time. Do you understand?

DO YOU?

NO WAY! Because I didn't want full ham every time god damn you, I did it in strips so that I would sometimes get ham, sometimes with beautiful egg yolk drifting on to it, but cheese on top as it's deliciously glorious and tasty and so should be involved with every bite. GOT IT!? Good

[CanadaPure]

Why the fuck did you cut the ham like that? You cut it to the shape of the bread so you get a glorious mouthful of ham every. god. damn. time. Do you understand?

DO YOU?

NO WAY! Because I didn't want full ham every time god damn you, I did it in strips so that I would sometimes get ham, sometimes with beautiful egg yolk drifting on to it, but cheese on top as it's deliciously glorious and tasty and so should be involved with every bite. GOT IT!? Good

God damn you... you... you hoser! So you not know how to layer a fricken' egg-sandwich? Here let me break it down for you:

Toast Bread Slice #1 - You managed to do this. Fuck yeah toast!
Tomato - This shit goes good with eggs motherfucker. Disagree? Fuck you!
Lettuce - You know why? Because it's a fucking BLT, but with Ham and egg. H.E.L.T.
Egg - Fucking delicious chicken menstruation. Fry that bitch.
Cheese - Some delicious motherfucking mold to go with the menstrate.
Ham - Cut to the whole size of bread motherfucker. S'amata with you?
Toast Bread Slice #2 - Fuck yeah look at that sandwich.

FUCKING LOOK AT THAT! Mouthgasm's every time. Your tastebuds will ejaculate saliva.

[AbramIsaac]

Hoser?

Get the fuck out of here you Canadian piece of shit. I bet you spell color with a fucking "u", don't you? Yeah, you do. You worthless piece of Canadian life. North America doesn't need your Universal Healthcare, nor do we care for your high standard of life and world literacy.

Either become the great American state of North Michigan, or get the fuck off our continent!

PS: Kiss all of the European ass you want. At the end of the day, you fucks call it "soccer" too, and that means you will never be accepted. We have queens here too, bitch, but ours don't live in a palace, and most of them die of AIDS.

[Trimss]

Wow.. That post was funny. Here's how I reacted to it.

Hoser?

Get the fuck out of here you Canadian piece of shit. I bet you spell color with a fucking "u", don't you? Yeah, you do. You worthless piece of Canadian life.

North America doesn't need your Universal Healthcare, nor do we care for your high standard of life and world literacy.

Either become the great American state of North Michigan, or get the fuck off our continent!

PS: Kiss all of the European ass you want. At the end of the day, you fucks call it "soccer" too, and that means you will never be accepted. We have queens here too, bitch, but ours don't live in a palace, and most of them die of AIDS.