(Intro)
I remember the first time I gave a fuck, I was twelve all because of a girl,
I remember the last time I gave a fuck, I was twelve all because of a girl,
I hate women, yep, but who's gonna do my dirty laundry any more,
Will it be that one in green shirt, no it'll be that flirty onrey skinny whore,
Pass, and its not like its just another endevor that I'm scared to take up,
But I'm just guessing, that girls ugly, when she doesn't wear make up,
But I'm not thinking, well I'm thinking with my dick head first,
I walk up as she's pulling a tampon out of that ugly red purse,
And as I think, it passes, this cunt or Jesus, which bled worse,
As this idea dies, I realize I stuck my dick inside a dead hearse,
I was gonna use my charm, use a pun or crack a funny sex joke,
But liftin that fat cunt around woulda had my wallet and neck broke,
I would of had to explain, those red things aren't crabs, they're red lice,
And that I have construction dust in my hair, that was never head lice,
And ignore the fact I sleep in a sleeping bag, saying my bed's nice,
If, while I'm making her pussy wet, and she's kicking and screaming,
And when she's screaming she says, when I'm licking "I'm creaming"
And her girl cum gets on my nose, and I say its sticky and demeaning,
And I give her one and she asks, what's a hicky's meaning,
I'm so mysoginistic, that even if this girl massaged a misfit,
I would still hate women, that isn't any laws against it,
And because I'm ballistic, my paws and wrist git, so sore,
Let me just try and show more, of my mysogony, because its me,
If I fuck this flabby bitch for more than a month, so the slut gloats,
Her period blood equals, if not more, than necks spill from cut throats,
You're always better than any girl, even that guy's busty wife,
If she denies you sex, threaten that cunt with a rusty knife,
If its a daughter, and she's a teen stick your dick between braces,
You may have to go to court, so don't become sick of mean faces,
Fuck them all, make 'em all wetter than sweat glands,
Make sure you have more hidden cameras than Jet stands,
And if she doesn't want to suck your dick, cut and paste,
The fuckin slut's face, to the bottom of your sack and nut base,
Do so saying, you've been teasin I just wanna cut to the chase,
And if your co-worker flirts a lot, so you thirst for Carrie,
Rape her ass, bite the fuck outta her neck, at first its scary,
Is what you reassure her of, as you try to burst her cherry,
These are the rules to mysogony, its like a list of laundry,
She'll be used to a laundry list, even though Connie's pissed,
I'm so mysoginistic, that even if this girl massaged a misfit,
I would still hate women, that isn't any laws against it,
And because I'm ballistic, my paws and wrist git, so sore,
Let me just try and show more, of my mysogony, because its me,
While you take her from behind, make sure your gropin' her boobs,
And fuck her pussy, way past her lining to her fallopian tubes,
The final fuckin rule, sometimes a sluts ass gives birth,
So be sure to not bust a nut as massive as earth,
Make sure you pull out, and cum on the face of earth,
Because a bastard child your paying for's a waste of birth,
Tell that bitch, that that's a fuckin small worm you taste,
Say it'll stay there 'til you feel babies squirm on yer face,
And if she likes lickin' cocks, blame your STD on chicken pox,
Made that cum slut clean the cum off every last pubic hair,
Because right now, that cum stain covers a cubic square,
And if at any point, that flat chested bitch laughs at your erection,
Fuck her like up her pussy, it feels like a giraffe after flexin',
Than make that stupid cunt call in sick, with a staff infection,
And if its a lesbian, you fuck her until she switched to men,
Learn these rules, and your never be pussy whipped again,
I'm so mysoginistic, that even if this girl massaged a misfit,
I would still hate women, that isn't any laws against it,
And because I'm ballistic, my paws and wrist git, so sore,
Let me just try and show more, of my mysogony, because its me,