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Is this Em's funniest verse.. ever?

Postby Ethernet » Jul 3rd, '10, 13:24

Watch Dees
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0EJVL60xNA

Who's arm is this?
I must have cut it off of the pharmacist
and refused to renew my seventh prescription of darvocets
I'm the old man who lives upstairs and starves his pets
and never leaves his house 'cause he thinks his car's possessed
I hate my life, that's why I degrade my wife
grabbed a paper plate to make a sandwich and just ate the knife
my mother's screaming 'please heal him, take him straight to Christ'
meet you on the street and slap you just to break the ice
made a bomb threat with a fake device
strip you naked twice, pistol whip you and force you to take advice
and if you catch me bobbin' my head to some bullshit spittin'
I was probably just tryin to shake the lice
bugs fallin' out of my head
I'm wishin' I was dead
while I'm crawlin out of my bed
found it red
and my rash is returning
I feel the sensation of burning
occurring, usually during pain for release in my urine
screamin' at my shadow 'please quit followin' me'
these pills keep screamin' 'please quit swollin' me'
the devil keeps screamin' 'please get down on one knee'
took the drugs before the cops ever found them on me

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Re: Is this Em's funniest verse.. ever?

Postby MikeNUFC » Jul 3rd, '10, 13:48

One of my favourite Eminem verses. Technically briliant - some great multis, flows on point - but as you said is hilarious and brilliant delivered. I love the last few lines with the pills bit. Quality.

I wouldnt say his funniest verses ever, though, I think the first verse of Criminal or the first of As The World Turns take that crown.
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Re: Is this Em's funniest verse.. ever?

Postby shadyfreakzul » Jul 3rd, '10, 15:26

one of my funniest..the old man line made me laugh out when i first heard it.....i could say its his funniest to me
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Re: Is this Em's funniest verse.. ever?

Postby LLockhart86 » Jul 4th, '10, 00:29

I think I heard him spit this verse on a different beat....faster though
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Re: Is this Em's funniest verse.. ever?

Postby LLockhart86 » Jul 4th, '10, 03:30

Geno wrote:screamin' at my shadow 'please quit followin' me'
these pills keep screamin' 'please quit swollin' me'

The pill line is win.


Both those lines are a victory. Best part of the song.
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Re: Is this Em's funniest verse.. ever?

Postby slimsoxshady » Jul 4th, '10, 04:09

maybe i just got too old for those type of songs but that whole verse sounds retarded to me now
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Re: Is this Em's funniest verse.. ever?

Postby Berry » Jul 4th, '10, 04:18

'Our house' has some real funny lyrics :happy:

slimsoxshady wrote:maybe i just got too old for those type of songs but that whole verse sounds retarded to me now


Yeah, some of Ems old stuff is way overated.
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Re: Is this Em's funniest verse.. ever?

Postby flyingmonkey10 » Jul 4th, '10, 04:27

this verse is pure brilliance :worship:
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Re: Is this Em's funniest verse.. ever?

Postby EminemBase » Jul 4th, '10, 05:58

I'm the old man who lives upstairs and starves his pets
and never leaves his house 'cause he thinks his car's possessed


This is the type of dark, twisted wit that's been missing. I wasn't waiting for him to come back and stick things up people's asses or just chop them up. I've been missing this dark, weird wit.
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Re: Is this Em's funniest verse.. ever?

Postby Emadyville » Jul 4th, '10, 06:13

dark humor yes, his funniest,? I can't agree with that :sweating:
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Re: Is this Em's funniest verse.. ever?

Postby Evan C. » Jul 4th, '10, 06:23

I always found My Dad's Gone Crazy to be hilarious.

"Sunglasses with Elton John's name, on my drag wall/I'm out the closet, I been lying my ass off/All this time, me and Dre been fuckin' with hats off"

"I'd yank my fuckin teeth before I'd ever bite my tongue/I'd slice my gums, get struck by fuckin' lightning twice at once/And die and come back as Vanilla Ice's son/And walk around the rest of my life spit on/And kicked and hit with shit, every time I sung/Like R Kelly as soon as "Bump n' Grind" comes on"

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Re: Is this Em's funniest verse.. ever?

Postby shadyboymez » Jul 6th, '10, 06:08

gotta love it

anyone have a high quality download link for this? that'd be much appreciated
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Re: Is this Em's funniest verse.. ever?

Postby classthe_king » Jul 7th, '10, 18:06

I don't even think its close to being his funnies verse ever. It's not even a funny verse. Have you ever heard it? It's more scary then funny.
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Re: Is this Em's funniest verse.. ever?

Postby MikeNUFC » Jul 7th, '10, 18:28

classthe_king wrote:It's more scary then funny.

I know, I had nightmares when I first heard it.
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Re: Is this Em's funniest verse.. ever?

Postby classthe_king » Jul 7th, '10, 18:29

MikeNUFC wrote:
classthe_king wrote:It's more scary then funny.

I know, I had nightmares when I first heard it.


The mood of the song is just not comedy in the slightest.
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