Here's a confession:all my male friends are gay
They said they wouldn't do it but one of them gave me AIDS
All my sexy friends are motherfuckin' lesbians
So there's nothin' you can say or do to try impress me man
I can kill a motherfuckin' rookie when I want to
I'm sicker then your grandma sellin her stale pussy on the corner
John Bobbitt asked me to suck his dick and I took the offer
I came to the club without my eyes and I still wasn't "looking" awkward
You like the way I spit? Then open up your mouth
And prepare for infestation like there's roaches in your house
Boasting's what I'm all about,and I "sound" good at it
Cause I put isolation in my mom's new attic
You can't hear me anymore,like a dead pregnant whore
That should've known better than to dig through my basement drawers
She "died hard" cause I fucked her during decapitation
I'm "Bruce Willis",responsible for rap's assassination