Cum On Everybody

[MikeNUFC]

Name and Eminem song with more quotables than this mo'fucker:

You thought I was livid, now I'm even more so
Shit I got full blown AIDS and a sore throat

I just remembered that I'm absent minded
Wait, I mean I've lost my mind, I can't find it

I'm freestylin every verse that I spit
cause I don't even remember the words to my shit

I told the doc I need a change in sickness
and gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis

Put my LP on your Christmas gift list
You wanna get high, here bitch just sniff this

I tried suicide once and I'll try it again
That's why I write songs where I die at the end

Cause I don't give a fuck, like my middle finger was stuck
and I was wavin it at everybody screamin, "I suck"

Fuck rap, I'm givin it up y'all, I'm sorry
(But Eminem this is your record release party!)

Guess I'm just a sick sick bastard
who's one sandwich short of a picnic basket (I ain't got it all)
One Excederin tablet short of a full medicine cabinet
I feel like my head has been shredded like lettuce and cabbage

Got bitches on my jock out in East Detroit
Cause they think that I'm a motherfuckin Beastie Boy {*wolf whistle*}
So I told em I was Mike D
They was like, "Gee I don't know, he might be!"

I wanna make songs all the fellas dub
And murder every rich rapper that I'm jealous of

I know I've said it before but I think this is what Em was tryna get at when he made WTP - same concept, similar style of chorus. But this just shits all over it.

The song is fucking hilarious. Everything about it is just so clever. Production, like most of SSLP, is world class. Witty, loads of multies, flows beautifully and delivered perfectly. SSLP is almost perfection and this shows why.

I know it's not that popular on here so I was wondering why.

[Sam.]

i thought that too it's a great song, people would have liked it better if it would have come out a single,prolly wtp was inspired from this some i am sure
"Got bitches on my jock out in East Detroit"

And
"I go on stage in front of a sellout crowd
and yell out loud, "All y'all get the hell out now"

[Devil'sAdvocate]

This is dope very lyrical love this song great delivery.

[iain08]

i noticed a lot of people hate on this song on this site, i dont get it. i think it's great, except for the first 2 lines. i dunno why, maybe the rhymes feel too simple.

[MikeNUFC]

i noticed a lot of people hate on this song on this site, i dont get it. i think it's great, except for the first 2 lines. i dunno why, maybe the rhymes feel too simple.

Nah I know what you mean. It's "red", "shed", "head", "dead". I think it's purposely monsyllabic though. Just becuase of the nature of the line.

[Evan C.]

Women all grabbin at my shishkabob
Bought Lauryn Hill's tape so her kids could starve

Genius song.

[Terry_M]

I love this track. Full of punchlines and wit.

[Solace]

Amazing track, one of the best off of SSLP (though all are great) no doubt.

[Hiphopdane]

Women all grabbin at my shishkabob
Bought Lauryn Hill's tape so her kids could starve

Genius song.

I wonder how Em felt about that line after he was accused of being a racist himself. The evidence against him was a lot stronger.

[Fleka]

Love the song, don`t know why people hate it. Flow is great.

[iain08]

i noticed a lot of people hate on this song on this site, i dont get it. i think it's great, except for the first 2 lines. i dunno why, maybe the rhymes feel too simple.

Nah I know what you mean. It's "red", "shed", "head", "dead". I think it's purposely monsyllabic though. Just becuase of the nature of the line.

what do you mean by it's purposely monosyllabic because of the nature of it? not being a dick or anything haha, i'm actually wondering.

[MikeNUFC]

i noticed a lot of people hate on this song on this site, i dont get it. i think it's great, except for the first 2 lines. i dunno why, maybe the rhymes feel too simple.

Nah I know what you mean. It's "red", "shed", "head", "dead". I think it's purposely monsyllabic though. Just becuase of the nature of the line.

what do you mean by it's purposely monosyllabic because of the nature of it? not being a dick or anything haha, i'm actually wondering.

Cus the line is a completely silly and childish so it just "sounds" right to be monsyllabic.

[katha]

Lovely track. "This is my dance song". Heh. Even at his silliest he's just so sharp and witty.

[Weather Man]

Put my LP on your Christmas gift list
You wanna get high, here bitch just sniff this

Don't know why but this line is my favorite one.

[dR3]

Not really a big fan of it.