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Postby ilovebender.com » Sep 21st, '10, 18:43

This is for my random lyrics and stuff, be they pre-written or freestyled/thought up on the spot.
Sort of like my draft and my thread in this section, so I don't make tons of threads, I'd rather just double post in here, so forgive me if i double post in here if this thread doesn't get any replies apart from mine, which will just be me jotting stuff down... Anyways...

Like a kid,
running with a gun!
Shooting, getting
used to haveing fun!
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Re: ilovebender.com's sh*t

Postby ilovebender.com » Sep 22nd, '10, 00:40

When you're p*ssed off
cut your wrist off!


BACK THE TRUCK UP

Sorta seein
A distorting?
Reporting some small thing,
A blurry ery er
Distortion got my world
Out of proportion, so said

"BACK UP!"

*Best approach with caution


FEELING SILLY 4REALLY

AIN'T GOT
ANTS IN MY PANTS
WANT YOUR
HANDS IN MY PANTS

F**K YOU IN YOUR SH*T HOLE
F**K YOU IN YOUR P*SS HOLE
WHY DON'T
YOU HANDLE MY PISTOL?

PEOPLE TALK ABOUT GUNS
I TALK ABOUT FUN
AND THE ONE IN MY PANTS
COME ON GIRL LET'S DANCE

WOULD RATHER WANK THAN
F**K A DIRTY SKANK
HEY!
WOULD RATHER WANK THAN
F**K A DIRTY SKANK
AY'!
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Re: ilovebender.com's sh*t

Postby ilovebender.com » Sep 22nd, '10, 22:30

OOOOOoooh, There once was a city sliker,
smelled like sh*t and liquor,
dern city boy done called me a hick,
hiding the fact that he has no d*ck.

Oooooh city slicker
gettin high and drinkin liquor
Think he knows whats what
but he just got f**ked

^By: http://www.futuramaff.com/member.php?u=1244 a.k.a FryRulz a.k.a Richard Allen.

there was once this dick called Dick who acted a prick with
a name that fits so know I don't give a sh*t
that I called his ass hick, a city slicker like me with a dick
bigger than he can even see the bigger picture indeed
log on, get abused, used to the fact that I choose to interact with these
f**king retards, who don't bar and won't charge FryRulz, I mean Dick
with aggrivated assault, so go ban me f**kers
know it ain't my fault



I had to keep what I wrote just now to this douche who banned me on this other forum after I saw his current signature which is 8 lame bars of him trying to say how I'm a hobo and how he owned me or whatever.
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Re: ilovebender.com's sh*t

Postby ilovebender.com » Sep 23rd, '10, 16:54

I found my self writing about India randomgly.

I'd cut a cow in Calcutta and leave you shocked, stopped/jaw dropped and stuttering with nothing to say as I stab you wrap you and blast you on tape, like Ghandi today, you're gone so down the Ganges I say I sent you as I left you to rot away in some ditch, like a b- there are other things that ryhme with b*tch, opps I mean ditch, like this guy Rich, blah blah blah, Dan I'm writing this
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Re: ilovebender.com's sh*t

Postby ilovebender.com » Sep 25th, '10, 08:07

This is my... Sh*t
that I... Freestyled
and writ.
This is my... Sh*t
got kicked out my last forum
because of some...
D*ck, called Dick
An inbred hillbilly h*ck
but that was my last... Forum,
that I was with.
That I was with - Yea.

This is my... Sh*t,
hope you enjoy my... Thread,
I-love-bender
dot com's... Sh*t,
the sh*t you just
read, much
like dog sh*t you
tread, bagged lit and left
by... Me.
By me - Yea, because
this is my... Sh*t!
My sh*t you read like Oliver Reed and not what you read ↑
like read, next to much which is just f**ked as it's like Red -Yea! lol
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Re: ilovebender.com's sh*t

Postby ilovebender.com » Sep 27th, '10, 08:16

Michael Jackson
not Michael Jacks-off, be
-cause Micheal
jacked off Image

Jack off
Jack of all trades
'that's me' don't work and radio won't play
the music that I make :(


:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I'm just playing, you know I loved you Michael :laughing:
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Re: ilovebender.com's sh*t

Postby ilovebender.com » Sep 28th, '10, 23:42

I'd make you sleep
with out a dream
once brain's dried, it's all been,
once you've died, it won't mean,
a thing
forever sleep not
breath-ing
what the fuck
you think I mean
sleep with out a dream
it's like sleep with out a dream
restless pieces I put together to see this and it's
sleep with out a dream, I'd make you
sleep with out a dream
sleep with out a dream
sleep with out a dream
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Re: ilovebender.com's sh*t

Postby ilovebender.com » Sep 29th, '10, 03:09

my love songs lol

GOING HOME ALONE

I'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS CITY

JUST A BILLION N' HALF TIMES!

N' I KNOW YOU MAY NEED ME

SO KNOW . . . YOU'D ALWAYS BE MINE!

BUT BABY IF WE COULD WORK THIS

THEN THIS COULD BE SWEET!

N' I KNOW SOMETIMES I'M WORTHLESS

SO I'LL SIT HERE ON THE STREET . . .

- JUST GETTIN' HIGH!



I KNOW YOU MAY LOVE ME

OR HAVE LOVE FOR THE MAN THAT I AM!

BUT AS SOON AS YOU TOUCH ME

I JUST NEED TO KNOW WHERE "Da Fuck" I STAND!?

CUZ' HONEY I KNOW

THAT NO YOU DON'T LOVE ME!

THIS IS SO . . . N' SO I UNDERSTAND

THAT YOU'RE WORLD IS ABOVE ME

N' WE JUST GOT OUTTER HAND!

BUT EVEN THOUGH MY HEART DON'T BEAT AT HOME . . .


(CHORUS)

I'LL BE GOING HOME ALONE!

ONE THING TO SAY

I'm giving you a chance
to unlock that phone
if not
just leave me alone!
don't assume
that it's okay
n' things won't change
yeah shit seems strange
when I really did need her
turns out
I was just an attention seeker

"F**K OFF!"

don't make me laugh
or kill me with disgust
the past is the past
thanks for showing me
who I can trust
Yeah, I could get even
but give me a reason
apathy from a lover's heart
left beating bruised n' weakened!
Said i'm still seeking for something to be used
confused n' bleeding,
so how about the weekend?
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