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Why Hellen Keller cant drive....

Postby imposter911 » Feb 7th, '11, 06:30

Because shes a girl :sweating:
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Re: Why Hellen Keller cant drive....

Postby Sam. » Feb 7th, '11, 10:38

lolwut ?
no girl can drive properly ? :laughing:
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Re: Why Hellen Keller cant drive....

Postby Rash J » Feb 7th, '11, 10:52

LOL
We're not thatbad.
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Re: Why Hellen Keller cant drive....

Postby Sam. » Feb 7th, '11, 10:56

menime wrote:LOL
We're not thatbad.

i know not that bad ,girls can't read sign's and they think red means go faster ,ask me i have met girls like that.
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Re: Why Hellen Keller cant drive....

Postby Rash J » Feb 7th, '11, 10:59

MCSam wrote:
menime wrote:LOL
We're not thatbad.

i know not that bad ,girls can't read sign's and they think red means go faster ,ask me i have met girls like that.

:o Seriously? LOL. Every female I know are OK drivers, except for my mom. She drives like there's a funeral procession in front of her.
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Re: Why Hellen Keller cant drive....

Postby Sam. » Feb 7th, '11, 11:02

menime wrote:
MCSam wrote:
menime wrote:LOL
We're not thatbad.

i know not that bad ,girls can't read sign's and they think red means go faster ,ask me i have met girls like that.

:o Seriously? LOL. Every female I know are OK drivers, except for my mom. She drives like there's a funeral procession in front of her.

I meant gurls :wub: not elderly female ,they gain experience till then.
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Re: Why Hellen Keller cant drive....

Postby WakeUpShow » Feb 7th, '11, 23:51

lol. oldest joke ever.
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Re: Why Hellen Keller cant drive....

Postby classthe_king » Feb 8th, '11, 01:25

No seriously why can't Hellen Keller drive?




She's dead.




I always liked that part of the joke the best lmao
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Re: Why Hellen Keller cant drive....

Postby embm » Feb 8th, '11, 02:00

lol

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im a gr8 driver :whistle: :angry:
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Re: Why Hellen Keller cant drive....

Postby imposter911 » Feb 8th, '11, 04:23

haha not all girls are bad drivers but i will have to say alot are tho lol they worry about their makeup and stuff haha no disrespect tho.. :D
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Re: Why Hellen Keller cant drive....

Postby Rash J » Feb 8th, '11, 11:23

classthe_king wrote:No seriously why can't Hellen Keller drive?




She's dead.




I always liked that part of the joke the best lmao

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Re: Why Hellen Keller cant drive....

Postby Sam. » Feb 8th, '11, 13:16

embm wrote:lol

:shakehead:
im a gr8 driver :whistle: :angry:

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no prob gurl some learn quick :shifty: nahimean ?
unless you have long hair and you are a shopping addict :coffee:
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word ! :smoking:
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Re: Why Hellen Keller cant drive....

Postby xxTrigger1989xx » Feb 10th, '11, 04:03

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Re: Why Hellen Keller cant drive....

Postby rinnie1207 » Feb 10th, '11, 05:42

imposter911 wrote:haha not all girls are bad drivers but i will have to say alot are tho lol they worry about their makeup and stuff haha no disrespect tho.. :D

Lol, I see girls all the time putting their makeup on while driving :shakehead:

Btw, I'm not one of those girls haha. I'm a good driver. Not all girls are bad, but I'll admit I never get in the car with some of my friends because I'm afraid lmao.
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Re: Why Hellen Keller cant drive....

Postby mdemaz » Feb 10th, '11, 06:33

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