Drunkard

[_Steven_]

Quick topical before bed. Tried to focus on original wording.

I sip on whiskey by the barrel, leave every bottle sterile
Liquor stores are where I'm spendin dinero
Musty apparel, grease stains on my white collar
Searchin gutters, motherfucker, tryna find a dollar
Chug a pint of vodka, a cup of Irish lager
I feel the vikin in me, shit be tastin like it's water
Steal the offers in the plate when I be in the pews
Drunk off of Jesus blood, you can see me on the news
I'm sportin shoes that got holes where the laces are
Exposed toes, sippin moonshine outta mason jars
Playin cards, late in bars, but I'm too fuckin slammed
So it don't matter when I cheat or get the upper hand
So unto cans, recycle em for a nickel each
Buy some Listerine and chug it till I'm feelin sweet
My dinner's mead, in the tavern with the philistines
It's just me, Mr.Jack, Valdmir, and Jimmy Bean