Irrational Hate (36 bars)

[MikeNUFC]

Just some silly shit that I enjoyed writing haha. Mostly British references so let me know if you didnt have a fucking clue what I was yapping on about. Feed welcome

Now, I know that most people hate murderers.. and rapists
And I'm not gunna lie, I've heard they're not the greatest
But my curse is not with rapists, no, it's quite irratational
Because Michael Mcintyre.... I'd slowly like to batter you
You're a poncy smug twat and with the nonsense you chat
You're constantly crap, sound like a toff and a brat
You're top of my list to be gassed with car exhaust fumes
Of course that list excludes that ugly prick, Martin "Cunt" Clunes
And that patronising slut, Lorraine Kelly from This Morning
Everytime I see that stupid bitch I give my telly a forewarning
Louie Spence - your eyes, I'd like to chuck a dart through
And please don't get me started on that fucker Mark Hughes
Wayne Rooney's a prick, just like that cunt Noel Edmonds
Here's my deal... fuck off or you'll get hit with a sole weapon
Hate Lenny Henry, the fat prick, has he ever been funny?
Set him on fire with a matchstick, and then sever his tummy
It's not clever or funny but, my god, it'd make me feel at home
I'd love to stab that fuck Harry Redknapp then steal his phone
I'd call Rio Ferdinand and say "See you at one thirty man"
Bring along Piers Morgan and then burn both their hands
That should stop their fucking tweets - so crap, they're horrendous
As horrendous as Alan Sugar and that Dappy from N'Dubz
I'd slap 'em in handcuffs, chuck 'em in a cell and torture 'em all
Smack Justin Beiber and scream "I thought you were cool???!"
And that Pitbull prick, my fuck, I'd love to stomp his jaw
Yeah, I'm 'Krazy', and he'll most definitely be 'On The Floor'
How could I forget Steven Gerrard, "Oi, heaven is calling"
Wont be diving on the pitch, be diving of a seven floor building
Put Richard Hammond back in that car, make him die this time
Make some room for Clarkson and May, that'll be a nice ol' ride
I like these crimes, especially smashing the heads of Ant and Dec
That stuck up cunt Katie Price, I'd definitely slash her neck
Grab her breasts and use 'em to suffocate Fern fucking Brittain
Kidnap Nicki Minaj and say: "Fuck the hate, hurt's not my mission"
Just kidding and you don't fill me with joy, but knifes to the heart do
This is just the start of my hate, I'll be slicing up till part two

http://www.forum.trshady.com/viewtopic. ... 1#p1651981

[SajN]

You don't like Michael McIntyre?

[MikeNUFC]

You don't like Michael McIntyre?

No, I don't.

Don't ban me.

[ArsheyHaq]

This is just the start of my hate, I'll be slicing up till part two

Haha and I can't wait! This was really entertaining, even though I didn't know the majority of the people you were talking about lol good rhyming as always thanks for the fun read

[MikeNUFC]

Appreciate the feed fellas

[mcZu]

Loved the rhyming. Proper execution of concept. Some bars made me laugh. Good job, man.